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mortonstoe

will never achieve anything, ever.



I'm doing 37 things
  

mortonstoe's Life List

  2. 1. rehab my hip through stretching and massaging daily
    6 entries . 11 cheers     		1 person
  3. 2. get my feet strong
    2 entries . 4 cheers     		1 person
  4. 3. run effortlessly
    1 entry . 18 cheers     		1 person
  5. 4. lose 25 pounds
    6 entries . 8 cheers     		1,459 people
  6. 5. Try Marijuana
    4 entries . 16 cheers     		32 people
  7. 6. dive the ocean
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		2 people
  8. 7. go sailing
    1 entry . 7 cheers     		651 people
  9. 8. Live somewhere warm
    2 entries . 9 cheers     		49 people
  10. 9. Create the life I want to live
    1 entry . 14 cheers     		87 people
  11. 10. live and work overseas
    1 entry . 7 cheers     		25 people
  12. 11. sleep with the wife of an arms dealer
    1 entry . 5 cheers     		3 people
  13. 12. share poignant correspondence with michio kaku
    1 entry . 2 cheers     		1 person
  14. 13. understand theoretical physics
    1 entry . 2 cheers     		2 people
  15. 14. Drive a Lamborghini
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		69 people
  16. 15. Put a message in a bottle and throw it out to sea
    1 entry . 6 cheers     		827 people
  17. 16. find a career I love
    1 entry . 4 cheers     		247 people
  18. 17. write a collection of poetry
    1 entry . 2 cheers     		12 people
  19. 18. do 100 pushups
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		449 people
  20. 19. Go to a Dolphins game
    1 entry . 2 cheers     		3 people
  21. 20. Start my own business
    1 entry . 1 cheer     		8,600 people
  22. 21. go treasure hunting in the ocean
    1 entry . 6 cheers     		2 people
  23. 22. run a 5k
    1 entry . 5 cheers     		2,175 people
  24. 23. sail around the world
    1 entry . 2 cheers     		885 people
  25. 24. be more selfish
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		55 people
  26. 25. increase my reading speed
    1 entry . 2 cheers     		8 people
  27. 26. try mushrooms
    1 entry . 4 cheers     		19 people
  28. 27. buy a smooth edge can opener
    1 entry . 2 cheers     		1 person
  29. 28. Try LSD.
    1 entry . 1 cheer     		115 people
  30. 29. contact my biological father
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		3 people
  31. 30. own a uromastyx
    1 entry . 1 cheer     		1 person
  32. 31. go parasailing and/or hanggliding
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		4 people
  33. 32. Go to Cedar Point and ride all the coasters
    1 entry . 2 cheers     		35 people
  34. 33. Learn to juggle
    1 entry . 1 cheer     		1,174 people
  35. 34. learn to raise bees and make honey
    1 entry . 10 cheers     		26 people
  36. 35. try those foods which have escaped my means, but not my curiosity
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		1 person
  37. 36. make my own salsa
    1 entry . 11 cheers     		5 people
  38. 37. live
    5 cheers     		1,883 people

How I did it
How to lose 30 pounds
It took me
8 months
It made me
sexy

How I did it: I watched my caloric intake, and later on I started exercising. I lost it slowly, since for a few months there I kind of ditched it. But, after I was down to 250 or so (from 260 when i started), I felt like making a permanent change in what I wanted to be, physically. I am 230 now. Watching what you eat is easier than eating whatever you want and trying to exercise yourself into a caloric deficit. What's easier, not eating a 400 calo… Read how I did it…

Sep 12, 11:08AM PDT | 1 comment | 8 cheers


How to run a mile
It took me
3 months
It made me

How I did it: I've been running for a few months now, and at first it was about trying to peel off weight so i could run better, and lose weight in general. And as I lost weight, my stride changed. But I was always running (relatively) short distances, because as I got stronger, my stride got more aggressive. I adjusted my stride to a slower, more economical one, and was able to stay in there and accomplish my mile. Read how I did it…

Sep 05, 08:47PM PDT | 0 comments | 4 cheers


How to spend an entire day watching the extended version of all three Lord of the Rings movies back-to-back-to-back
It took me
1 day
It made me
yay

How I did it: sat down and watched them all, and in subsequent days watched the commentaries.  all of the commentaries. I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO USE SO MANY CHARACTERS fascists. there isnt even a character counter. Read how I did it…

Sep 05, 12:35PM PDT | 3 comments | 3 cheers


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Recent entries
rehab my hip through stretching and massaging daily (read all 6 entries…)
rehab 6: rhymes with sticks 3 days ago

Driving exacerbates my glute thing, which sucks because I drive daily. Looks like I’m going to have to tweak my car seat until things feel good. For you non-driving types out there, this is a pain in the ass. Oh the irony. Hope this works.

Nov 18, 01:53PM PST | 0 comments


lose 25 pounds (read all 6 entries…)
25lb6 1 week ago

about 215 or 216 depending on food and water and all that, 214 sometimes. 10 pounds to go until I enter another loss bracket and things get interesting.

Btw, I started at 260 this year, and slacked off for months in the spring. My heaviest ever was 285 years ago. Let me tell you something:

You can do this.

Nov 11, 04:22PM PST | 3 cheers | 0 comments


rehab my hip through stretching and massaging daily (read all 6 entries…)
rehab 5: butts alive 1 week ago

The only real tension I still have is my right glut, it needs to be worked out pretty bad. someone come over and knead my ass.

I want you to want me.

I need you to knead me.

thanks in advance, prospective cheek pulverizers.

Nov 11, 01:27PM PST | 1 cheer | 0 comments


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