mortonstoe

will never achieve anything, ever.



I'm doing 37 things
 

mortonstoe's Life List

  1. 1. rehab my hip through stretching and massaging daily
    6 entries . 11 cheers
    1 person
  2. 2. get my feet strong
    2 entries . 4 cheers
    1 person
  3. 3. run effortlessly
    1 entry . 18 cheers
    1 person
  4. 4. lose 25 pounds
    6 entries . 8 cheers
    1,459 people
  5. 5. Try Marijuana
    4 entries . 16 cheers
    32 people
  6. 6. dive the ocean
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    2 people
  7. 7. go sailing
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    651 people
  8. 8. Live somewhere warm
    2 entries . 9 cheers
    49 people
  9. 9. Create the life I want to live
    1 entry . 14 cheers
    87 people
  10. 10. live and work overseas
    1 entry . 7 cheers
    25 people
  11. 11. sleep with the wife of an arms dealer
    1 entry . 5 cheers
    3 people
  12. 12. share poignant correspondence with michio kaku
    1 entry . 2 cheers
    1 person
  13. 13. understand theoretical physics
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    2 people
  14. 14. Drive a Lamborghini
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    69 people
  15. 15. Put a message in a bottle and throw it out to sea
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    827 people
  16. 16. find a career I love
    1 entry . 4 cheers
    247 people
  17. 17. write a collection of poetry
    1 entry . 2 cheers
    12 people
  18. 18. do 100 pushups
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    449 people
  19. 19. Go to a Dolphins game
    1 entry . 2 cheers
    3 people
  20. 20. Start my own business
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    8,600 people
  21. 21. go treasure hunting in the ocean
    1 entry . 6 cheers
    2 people
  22. 22. run a 5k
    1 entry . 5 cheers
    2,175 people
  23. 23. sail around the world
    1 entry . 2 cheers
    885 people
  24. 24. be more selfish
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    55 people
  25. 25. increase my reading speed
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    8 people
  26. 26. try mushrooms
    1 entry . 4 cheers
    19 people
  27. 27. buy a smooth edge can opener
    1 entry . 2 cheers
    1 person
  28. 28. Try LSD.
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    115 people
  29. 29. contact my biological father
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    3 people
  30. 30. own a uromastyx
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    1 person
  31. 31. go parasailing and/or hanggliding
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    4 people
  32. 32. Go to Cedar Point and ride all the coasters
    1 entry . 2 cheers
    35 people
  33. 33. Learn to juggle
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    1,174 people
  34. 34. learn to raise bees and make honey
    1 entry . 10 cheers
    26 people
  35. 35. try those foods which have escaped my means, but not my curiosity
    1 entry . 3 cheers
    1 person
  36. 36. make my own salsa
    1 entry . 11 cheers
    5 people
  37. 37. live
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    1,883 people

How I did it
How to lose 30 pounds
It took me
8 months
It made me
sexy


How to run a mile
It took me
3 months
It made me


How to spend an entire day watching the extended version of all three Lord of the Rings movies back-to-back-to-back
It took me
1 day
It made me
yay


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Recent entries
rehab my hip through stretching and massaging daily (read all 6 entries…)
rehab 6: rhymes with sticks 3 days ago

Driving exacerbates my glute thing, which sucks because I drive daily. Looks like I’m going to have to tweak my car seat until things feel good. For you non-driving types out there, this is a pain in the ass. Oh the irony. Hope this works.



lose 25 pounds (read all 6 entries…)
25lb6 1 week ago

about 215 or 216 depending on food and water and all that, 214 sometimes. 10 pounds to go until I enter another loss bracket and things get interesting.

Btw, I started at 260 this year, and slacked off for months in the spring. My heaviest ever was 285 years ago. Let me tell you something:

You can do this.



rehab my hip through stretching and massaging daily (read all 6 entries…)
rehab 5: butts alive 1 week ago

The only real tension I still have is my right glut, it needs to be worked out pretty bad. someone come over and knead my ass.

I want you to want me.

I need you to knead me.

thanks in advance, prospective cheek pulverizers.



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