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The concrete houses in Okinawa, Japan all have flat roofs so it was easy to go up there during the first rains of a typhoon that was coming and spend an hour and a half making love. The rain got a little hard toward the end, but it was still an exciting and memorable experience.

Woken up at 4:30 every single morning as prayers are being blared through loudspeakers all over the city. Had to put up with ridiculous amounts of anti-American and anti-Christian propaganda everywhere we went. TVs in the mall declaring that God could not have a son, large men in the visitors bureau offering us $15,000 to convert to Islam. You can go to jail just for having a beer or a piece of bacon in your possession. Constant offers to watch people receive “justice”, i.e. watch people get hands cut off, etc. They bring over ‘indentured servants’ mostly from the Philippines but never release them from contract so they are all really slaves. One of the girls in our group was attacked by the self-appointed religious police (I forget what they call them) for not covering enough of something and they were trying to take her away somewhere. Fortunately, there were more of us than them and they decided not to use the UZIs they were carrying. Rampant public homosexuality (against their own religion) and we watched as several women were beaten in public. Once, there were two Mercedes pulled over and the driver of one went to the trunk and pulled out a whip. We had to leave when he started hitting her because one of the guys wanted to stop it but we didn’t want to have some kind of international incident on our hands. These people are so backwards in their thinking that if you gave them the most advanced weapon on the face of the planet, they would probably just use it as a club. Hands down one of the scariest and worst places on planet earth.

Free the women and slaves and nuke the place!

I’ve never met friendlier people. Food was amazing. Sunsets were amazing. Diving was amazing. Almost too much history and culture to take in.

Practiced Shorin-Ryu Karate Do in local dojo under Supreme Grand Master Fusei Kisei. Amazing opportunity. Weapons are real. Feel like cast iron. Very heavy. Sensei will actually hit you but he’s a very kind person. For those who don’t know, he is the person that Pat Morita lived with for three months to study for the part of Miyagi in The Karate Kid.