I'm doing 20 things
publication!
3 years ago
So Headlight anthology is going to publish one of my poems this spring. It’s called “halifax in a sentence.” Wheeeee!
mysteria's Life List
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1. learn French
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2. become a Canadian citizen
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3. fall in love again
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4. visit russia
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5. get a tattoo
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6. knit a sweater
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7. have a threesome
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8. Visit New Orleans
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9. meet my oldest internet friend
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10. cultivate a bonsai
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11. read The Satanic Verses
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12. define junk and get rid of it
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13. stop seeing 'buy a mini' on this site
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14. learn Japanese and visit Japan
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15. fuck Jude Law
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16. do yoga
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17. go to burning man
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18. figure out how to replace this fucking iPod battery!
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19. visit the Ice Hotel
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20. Improve my posture
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Recent entries
who cares?
4 years ago
Buying a Mini Cooper will not make you a better person. It will not make you more sexually attractive. It will not make you rich, cool, or fun to be around. It will, however, give you a method of transportation that could be equally served by getting yourself a shitbox 1989 Chevy Celebrity. Or a bicycle, which would get your fat ass in shape. Seriously, what the hell is the draw of these things? Were you dying to get one of the new Beetles, too? Get off that brandwagon, dude!
Who really cares? You are not the car you drive. You might, however, be your bowel cancer.
thoughts?
4 years ago
Dude, I bought this replacement battery, but I can’t for the life of me pry the iPod open to actually do the replacement. Suggestions? Tips? A good strong man with a delicate touch and some knowledge of electronics to do the job?
I refuse to pay Apple $150 to do this for me. What a ripoff.
