mysterybabylon

How I did it: I rode my bike and took three buses to the venue, folded my arms through three bands until Trash Talk came on and yelled like fucking hell and jumped on the stage and sang with the vocalist. Read how I did it…

How I did it: It was an exhausting effort. First off, I had to make my bed and clean my room. In the words of the immortal Aaron Carter, "Sure put my new white Nikes to the test." Second, I unloaded and reloaded the dishwasher. Third, I fed my dog and gave him water to hydrate him. Fourth, I vacuumed. Last, I cleaned my bathroom.Whew! After all that hard work I was rewarded with a crisp $2 with which to spend at my discretion. Bazooka Joe, you sure kno… Read how I did it…

How I did it: First of all, you must have a partner with whom your are, hopefully, romantically involved with. Second, wait for it to rain. Third, step out into the rain whilst accompanying your companion. Lastly, make love. Read how I did it…