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let someone access my vault at Gringotts (read all 2 entries…)
Maybe not entirely empty....

But pretty darn close. There are still a few dark corners, but I found the person with the key.



find more people who "get it"
He gets it.

I found him, call off the search!



wear a collar just to see what it's like. (read all 2 entries…)
Ahhh,

Fabulous, as I knew it would be. I need them in every color now.



be funny
Life of the Party!

I’m always on stage.



Kiss in the rain
Hmmmm

One warm day, big rain drops, and one sexy man. Fantastic!



let someone access my vault at Gringotts (read all 2 entries…)
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Open Sesame



Improve my penmanship
I think you're there.

I’ll tell you why later.



Find a man who doesn't lie.
I did it.

Married it.



have wild sex in an elevator
Totally Worth Doing

You need a pretty tall building. And you can do this pretty quickly, I’d say about 80 floors will do it.



visit all 50 states
Only a few short.

I think only three left to go! Hawaii, Alaska, and Utah.



have magic
I could really use some magic.

Where’s my wand?



Learn to say no
NO NO NO

Say it over and over. Stop raising my family, my friends, my co-workers. Stop advising, agonizing. Just make me come first – sometimes.



wear a collar just to see what it's like. (read all 2 entries…)
You never know...

Maybe it’s good.



Spend less time fooling around on the net and more time actually working
No Need

I can run and play all day everyday. Here’s the secret: get laid off from your job. Then you can play on the net ALL damned day! (or until the dsl company shuts you off for non payment).



wake up when my alarm clock goes off
No Need

I have no need for an alarm clock or a calendar. That’s the beauty of losing your job! I’m FREE.



do a crossword puzzle every day
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NY Times, Of Course.



Dance in the rain
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I danced in a complete downpour, on my boss’s reserved parking space.



read five non-fiction books this year
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Already plowed through about 15. I suggest “Honeymoon with my Brother”



visit Norway
Wonderful!

Best 18 days.



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