 I'm doing 14 things |
| 1. |
stand on the Great Wall
|
4 people |
| 2. |
Lick Angelina Jolie's thighs
2 cheers |
3 people |
| 3. |
Go to Japan
|
3,350 people |
| 4. |
See Chicago again
|
1 person |
| 5. |
Stop worrying about money
|
129 people |
| 6. |
visit New Zealand
|
1,413 people |
| 7. |
stop intimidating other people with my major awesomeness
|
1 person |
| 8. |
stop sucking
1 entry |
1 person |
| 9. |
win a free liposuction operation
|
696 people |
| 10. |
Have an underground lair
|
428 people |
| 11. |
lay in a giant pile of dogs
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 12. |
stab out my ex boyfriend's tires
|
1 person |
| 13. |
have a long talk with Tim Roth about his awesomeness
|
1 person |
| 14. |
have strap on sex with a japanese girl
1 cheer |
3 people |
Probably the hardest thing about this goal is all the people who will look at me with tiny weeny pouty lips when I do finally stop sucking. There will be an ocean, a veritable chorus, a million voices crying out “C’mon, just one more time, for me?” and then being snuffed out.
I don’t know if I can live with myself afterwards.
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