went down a girl i was dating in the middle of a hotel hallway while we were waiting for our friends to get back. she had a short lil skirt on so it was easy access, and was hot as hell. The security guard who came out of the elevator probably 100 feet away HAD to have known what was going on, but he was cool about it ;-)
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3. learn yoga
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4. become a connect four world champion
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5. Get more sleep
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6. tell a ghost story that is actually scary
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7. chronicle 1000 random acts of kindness
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8. see third eye blind live
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9. have sex in a college library
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10. meet the right person(s) to practice Tantra with
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11. have a library in my house
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12. warn everyone that miss corinn is fake
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13. backpack through Europe
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14. Get closer to my sister
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15. learn to make alfredo sauce from scratch
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16. do something meaningful as a career
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17. make love in the rain
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18. Skydive
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19. keep a dream journal
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20. Have better control of my lucid dreams
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21. get married, stay married, and live happily ever after
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22. invent a food
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23. go see an opera
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24. write a novel
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25. play in the World Series of Poker
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26. stand somewhere no one else ever has
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27. learn to play the guitar well
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28. create the ultimate mix cd for life
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29. ride an elephant
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I actually memorized this sketch on two seperate occasions, once for a drama class, and once for a language arts class, both in early high school. It actually is kind of a funny sketch if delivered properly (you need to learn it well enough to be very precise, because it’s all about the wordplay).
it was worth it, although the novelty can fade fast. It would really be a lot easier to just have an underwear party and get the goods out there right away. We had tons of disputes over the rules because most people were afraid to get naked. I was down to a shirt and boxers, and to prevent anyone else from forcing me to get any more naked I asserted that the next time anyone picked me I was going to take off my boxers before my shirt, and then my friend jackson was being an ass and picked me just to call my bluff…and the table got a load of the twig and giggleberries. good fun lol
