BUNK
3 years ago
i cant believe i used to waste my life on sitcoms—that arn’t seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, or arersted development
| 1. |
get a clavinet
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1 person |
| 2. |
panhandle
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 3. |
make a soundtrack to my life
1 cheer |
69 people |
| 4. |
replace all my cds with vinyl
2 cheers |
2 people |
| 5. |
register as a socialist
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 6. |
Have my writing published
|
54 people |
| 7. |
have my cartoon published in the New Yorker
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 8. |
shake Bill Clinton's hand
1 cheer |
4 people |
| 9. |
give Ralph Nader the thumbs up
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 10. |
never get a job
1 cheer |
5 people |
| 11. |
go from vegetarian to vegan
2 cheers |
74 people |
| 12. |
listen to NPR more often
1 cheer |
4 people |
| 13. |
write a children's book in braille
|
1 person |
| 14. |
have an official theme song
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 15. |
have an alias
|
8 people |
| 16. |
own a portable phonograph
|
1 person |
| 17. |
meet Woody Allen
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17 people |
| 18. |
smuggle something
|
1 person |
| 19. |
tour with Sonic Youth
|
2 people |
| 20. |
become a Math Magician
|
1 person |
| 21. |
learn to crochet
|
1,015 people |
| 22. |
get a letter to the editor published
|
9 people |
| 23. |
create a mascot
|
8 people |
| 24. |
write letters to movies
|
1 person |
| 25. |
become a fugitive radical
|
1 person |
| 26. |
be on a grand jury
|
1 person |
| 27. |
start a conspiracy
|
2 people |
| 28. |
be intense
|
4 people |
| 29. |
never visit Texas
2 cheers |
1 person |
i cant believe i used to waste my life on sitcoms—that arn’t seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, or arersted development