My massive Jew nose has been brutally thrashed multiple times. Blame Jack Daniels I suppose. Each time it just gets worse. One nostril is almost closed at this point. Moreover, I’ve recently realized just how visible the problem is. On the bright side, it should keep me from developing a taste for the yayo. Still, this needs to be corrected. Why I haven’t set up an appointment yet… shear laziness.
nylon307's Life List
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1. Get a woman
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2. Become more mature
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3. Branch out
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4. acheive at least a 3.5 gpa for my upper level classes
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5. Get at all "A"s one semester
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6. Get a bachelors degree
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7. Move somewhere cool
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8. Spend at least 2 hours studying every day
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9. Become more stoic
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10. Get a Master’s degree
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11. Make 100k a year
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12. Become more assertive
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13. Start working out
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14. Get more sun
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15. Eat more
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16. Fix the new computer
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17. Set up a veggie filtering system
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18. Buy land while the market is still low
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19. See Buddy
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20. Fix everything on the Benz
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21. Get my nose fixed
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22. spend less time online
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23. Clean both cars
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24. Learn a language
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25. Live in a foreign country
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26. Go to synagogue more often
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27. Read more
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28. Stop being so crazy
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29. Get some culture
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30. Buy another suit
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31. Get an internship
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32. Create a scrub no more plan
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33. Follow the scrub no more plan
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34. Call Safta more often
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35. Stop saying nigger
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36. take up golf
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37. take an IQ test
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38. furnish my house
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39. Take up mountain climbing
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How I did it: Just show up to class, do some of the work and you're pretty much golden. CC classes aren't difficult, it's a matter of proving that you have the wherewithal to follow through with it that universities are looking for. It's more a matter of sitting than anything else. Read how I did it…
Because I have a handful of good freinds from back in the day up here I never took the time to find new ones. Thus all of the people I hang out with I’ve either known forever, or know through the people I’ve known forever. I need a larger network of people.
How I avoided sunlight my entire life in south florida… no idea. But being in Tallahassee now it’s even worse. Went to the springs today and I realized that I would have a farmer’s tan if it weren’t for the fact that even the parts of my body that are always exposed are also ridiculously pale. Pussy rains from the sky in a college town, yet I don’t partake in it. If I wasn’t such a skinny white boy I wouldn’t be able to avoid getting laid. Easily rectifiable but I’m too lazy. No more!
