I have not just veg’d out in front of the TV in a long time. I watch Heroes, and the Simpsons, but that’s it! occasionally I watch the Daily Show/Colbert Report…
so much more time for real life. I write more, read more, work better, breath better, move more, eat less, think clearly, sing better, jump higher, run faster, laugh harder, have better sex, longer more intense (and frequent) orgasms, understand God in all things, feel more confident in crowds, fitter, happier, more productive, healthy blood pressure, learn medical advancements through osmosis and can type over 7000 characters a second with no errors!
obtusethevague1's Life List
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1. buy a Jeep Wrangler
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2. go to amsterdam
559 people -
3. go to burning man
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4. learn glassblowing
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5. record my music
83 people -
6. learn to drive standard
160 people -
7. become stronger emotionally
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8. sing in public
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9. read all of stephen hawking's books
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10. go out drinking with Janeane Garofalo
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11. experience peyote
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12. take mushrooms again
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13. Make a blotter of D-Lysergic
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14. legalize marijuana
521 people -
15. Make my living as a writer
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16. find my soulmate
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17. disassemble stephanie
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18. assert my style and blow your mind
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19. freak out the squares, maaaan
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20. smoke pot in bible pages
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21. Set Klansmen on Fire
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22. Feed burned Klansmen to Nazis
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23. Have a Lord of the Rings movie Marathon
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24. design my own tattoo
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25. Try ecstacy
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26. watch
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27. drive across the country in an RV with at least one companion
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20 months ago
"Yobo"
20 months ago
I got a system called “yobo” on ebay, I can play all my old school Nintendo games on it (except gauntlet, i don’t know why). Tetris, SMB I II & III, Legend of Zelda, pinball, skate or die… excellent! I recommend it, and you can get the old games for short money too, if you don’t still have them.
