ohmyheather

Ya I completed this a few weeks ago. It was OhKay I guess. Though all it has served to prove to me is that I know pretty much nothing about handling an emergency medical situation. I guess. However I’m in full self-control of my emotions and thoughts, yay for being a grown up, so that probably helps out considerably.

My CPR skills are fine. I think I could probably continue performing compressions for a good 20-30 minutes before quitting. I guess. I mean, at that point I would simply be hurting myself.

Anyway, that was sort of an unclear point in class. When to stop CPR. It’s up to me to decide? Talk about crisis of conscience. They went over all the really dumb sh*t, such as, if you are in an unsafe environment, blah blah-blah blah. Which is really funny, cause last time I checked since I’m living in this same world we all are and something, somewhere, at all times unsafe is going on, I’m constantly living in an unsafe environment without any significant problems handling it, but OK whatever.

I mean WTF? I guess I’ll just have to go ahead and stop when I hear the ice cream truck start to turn the corner around the block. OMG, I’d better leave ya hanging. Oh. Oh My Lord. I so was keeping those little thoughts to myself in class the entire time and trying not to bust up laughing. It isn’t really that funny anyway. Well, maybe like level one funny. Uh out of 100 levels. All right, well.

I don’t know if I’ll ever have to use these CPR skills or what. I don’t feel any anxiety about using them sometime soon. IT is more the opposite, I feel anxious about having these skills and not really wanting to have to use them.

Sort of overrated little goal here, I mean, MMA is really the thing to do now. And in that sense, it’s kind of hard to calm down on trying and training something new every couple months, then hit repeat. So. Yeah I don’t know. However, Aikido seems to be the most enjoyable so far, and boxing is by far the simplest martial art to master. DUH. But I guess I need to rephrase this into, master one form of Japanese martial arts.

Well, ok, I’ve gone snorkeling before. I don’t really know what I mean by this one. I mean, I would like to go snorkeling in the Caribbean sense. Crystal clear water. Bright big little fishies. Mm, somewhat contrived little reef formations. LOL Uh. Yeah.