Love it!
2 years ago
Napalm Orange by Special Effects is the best hair dye.
Ever.
| 1. |
find an image of Jesus on an unlikely place
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1 person |
| 2. |
eat more vegetables
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863 people |
| 3. |
Host a fancy dinner party
1 cheer |
21 people |
| 4. |
Change my last name
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135 people |
| 5. |
Work on my plastic Jesus collection
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1 person |
| 6. |
Meet a Zoroastrian
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1 person |
| 7. |
Fill my house with furniture from IKEA
1 cheer |
5 people |
| 8. |
learn to love myself
1 cheer |
1,434 people |
| 9. |
get a tattoo on my wrist
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213 people |
| 10. |
Read up on Egyptology
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1 person |
| 11. |
read all the holy books
1 cheer |
16 people |
| 12. |
have my own car
1 cheer |
97 people |
| 13. |
donate blood four times a year
1 cheer |
2 people |
| 14. |
Start a creative scrapbook that evokes envy
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1 person |
| 15. |
start working out
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297 people |
| 16. |
Bestow common sense to a fundie
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1 person |
| 17. |
Overcome my tweezing addiction
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1 person |
| 18. |
Learn American Sign Language
1 cheer |
551 people |
| 19. |
Own at least one lawn gnome
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15 people |
| 20. |
become knowledgeable in various religions and philosophies
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4 people |
| 21. |
get a job
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10,499 people |
| 22. |
donate my kidney
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74 people |
| 23. |
own a ferret
1 cheer |
42 people |
| 24. |
trip on acid
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18 people |
| 25. |
go on a road trip to Las Vegas
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2 people |
| 26. |
Take an etiquette class
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10 people |
| 27. |
experience death
1 cheer |
16 people |
| 28. |
have my own apartment
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221 people |
| 29. |
become completely independent financially
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1 person |
| 30. |
Have frequent get-together with friends
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1 person |
| 31. |
Sell my soul
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38 people |
| 32. |
Punch someone in the face
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89 people |
| 33. |
Smoke using pages from the Bible
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1 person |
| 34. |
Own a house with a red front door
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1 person |
| 35. |
deconvert someone
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1 person |
| 36. |
Go on a massive protest
1 cheer |
30 people |
| 37. |
eat less candy
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53 people |
| 38. |
shave my head bald
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54 people |
| 39. |
pet a llama
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29 people |
| 40. |
Learn how to ride a bike
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194 people |
| 41. |
improve my handwriting
1 entry |
867 people |
| 42. |
leave quotes written on Post It notes in random places
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3 people |
I think I’ve made over $300 selling things on Amazon.com that I never really needed.
So do it, people.