Caitlyn

51. The word “girlfriend”. Either when in reference to me, or to a girl who’s keeping the boy I like occupied.

52. When everyone seems to be in a bad mood for no reason.

53. Chipped nail polish. Especially the day after you painted them.

54. How fast my phone battery dies.

55. BOYS WHO HAVE GIRLFRIENDS AND TRY TO CUDDLE WITH YOU. You should know what capital letters mean by now. No, sorry, even if I haven’t met your girlfriend or you think you’re going to break up or you got in a fight, she’s still your girlfriend, regardless of how I feel about you. I respect relationships and don’t fuck with them.

56. How it takes an hour to harvest and plant grapes on Farmville.

57. People who don’t get my sense of humor, and vice versa.

58. Talking about sex with boys. There is NOTHING that makes me feel more uncomfortable.

1. CLINGY PEOPLE. I wish I knew someone on this website from real life so they could understand exactly why this is in capitals. Ugh. Biggest turnoff ever.

2. The majority of techno music.

3. People who don’t. stop. calling.

4. Getting my picture taken.

5. Getting yelled at for no reason.

6. People who nag you to do something ten million times before you even have a chance to get out of your chair and do it.

7. Cooked vegetables.

8. How I can’t wear a white shirt without getting blood, coffee, or pen all over it.

9. The way high school girls act. This is probably something I should get over, seeing as I’m in grade 11, but I just don’t understand people crying in the hallway because some boy didn’t call them.

10. Homework.

11. Guns.

12. Feeling stupid.

13. People who say “I told you so.”

14. Feeling disorganized.

15. Waking up late for school.

16. Actually going to school and sitting in a classroom. I love learning, but not in a room full of other people.

17. When people act like they’re mad at the world, and then when someone asks them what’s wrong, they get mad about that, too.

18. Wind.

19. Hot weather.

20. My job.

21. How this list is making me feel like I hate everything.

22. Negativity.

23. Racism.

24. Being woken up in not-so-gentle ways. Like being jumped on.

25. Screaming children.

26. Headbands.

27. TRACK PANTS. Another one in capitals. Hey, random guy at my school, I can see your junk.

28. Being out of cigarettes. Or money to buy cigarettes.

29. Dead batteries.

30. Being 16 and not 25.

31. Living at home.

32. How shallow I am. And how shallow this entire list is turning out to be.

33. How my parents are always on some stupid fad diet. It becomes all they talk about. Then when they give up, they bitch to me about how much it sucked.

34. Being too scared to cut all my hair off.

35. The way scene kids act in public.

36. The way I used to act in public.

37. Actually, the way I used to act all the time.

38. Having curly hair.

39. Bugs.

40. When people think celebrities looking for attention (think of the whole Kanye/Taylor Swift fiasco) is THE END OF THE WORLD.

41. Hangovers.

42. Dry skin.

43. How I never just sit down and read anymore.

44. The shape of my eyebrows.

45. How people seem to think that being short makes you cute. No. I’m not saying no short people are cute, I’m saying that not all of them are.

46. Getting glue on my fingers.

47. When people sit there and point out every little thing that’s wrong with everyone.

48. Feeling like I wasted ten years of my life figure skating because I never got anywhere with it.

49. Being slightly pear shaped.

50. Being looked at as the “bad daughter” (not my term) because my 9 year old sister is in a million activities and goes to some crazy art school. Like, great, I’m happy for you. My family seems to be under the impression that because I’m not home all that often, I’m not going anywhere in life.

I’m going to California at the end of January and I’d like to have some spending money. I also want to buy a car in May and I’d like to have SOMETHING saved.