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ontological_being

ontological_being's Life List

2. 1.

   become emperor of the universe 1 entry

   3 people

3. 2.

   get the abilty to control time and teleport 1 entry . 3 cheers

   5 people

4. 3.

   learn to do backflips 3 cheers

   15 people

5. 4.

   learn to control animals mind, set a whole of animals free, and have the tigers guard my secret base while i have the monkeys and gibbons stealgold at fort knox and then start a fake buisness as a front for my revolt of the animals to reclaim the world 1 entry . 39 cheers

   65 people

6. 5.

   learn to astro project 1 entry

   10 people

7. 6.

   Go back in time and kick Hitler in the stomach 1 entry . 2 cheers

   1 person

8. 7.

   get a jetpack like boba fett's 1 entry

   1 person

9. 8.

   create matter out of nothingness 1 cheer

   1 person

10. 9.

    impeach president bush 1 entry . 4 cheers

    7 people

11. 10.

    learn to jump

    2 people

12. 11.

    buy a taser gun and use it

    3 people

13. 12.

    finally build that that wrist crossbow

    6 people

14. 13.

    learn to breaks things down into their monatomical state 1 cheer

    1 person

15. 14.

    reach a higher conciousness and become one with the universe 2 cheers

    1 person

16. 15.

    do 1,000 pull ups

    1 person

17. 16.

    be a bounty hunter like boba fett

    2 people

18. 17.

    become the greatest swordman ever

    1 person

19. 18.

    do better in school 1 cheer

    541 people

20. 19.

    learn to kill a man with my bare hands (only if necesarry)

    1 person

21. 20.

    learn C++ 1 cheer

    643 people

22. 21.

    become a god 1 entry

    21 people

23. 22.

    learn how to do the lightning thing from star wars 1 cheer

    1 person

24. 23.

    learn to control life 1 cheer

    1 person

25. 24.

    think of more things to put on here 1 cheer

    1 person

26. 25.

    make rich people slaves for a week 1 cheer

    1 person

27. 26.

    learn latin

    1,999 people

28. 27.

    teach a dog to roll over

    2 people

29. 28.

    have my own theme song 3 cheers

    15 people

30. 29.

    witness spontaneous combustion 1 entry . 1 cheer

    10 people

31. 30.

    punch someone in the eye

    1 person

32. 31.

    be able to turn into electricity when i want to

    2 people

33. 32.

    become a ninja

    529 people

34. 33.

    get a tattoo that has a significant meaning 1 cheer

    654 people

35. 34.

    hold my breath longer so i can swim deeper in the water

    1 person

36. 35.

    learn how to make all the little signs like £╜æ♦♦▬│è

    2 people

37. 36.

    learn to throw away things i dont need

    2 people

38. 37.

    Learn to type better

    52 people

39. 38.

    want to learn to make tsunamis

    1 person

40. 39.

    Buy an El Camino or van and live in it

    1 person

41. 40.

    die in a cool way (spontaneous human combustion on a bus in new york) or (in a sword fight for the throne of my empire and i'll lose passing the torch to a younger emperor) orburst into sparks and fly away to an island filled with pasta and meatballs and 1 entry

    1 person

42. 41.

    kill god 1 cheer

    24 people

43. 42.

    get people to stop being so religiously fanatical 3 cheers

    1 person