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2. 1.

   I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened... 1 cheer

   302 people

3. 2.

   swim in a hazmat suit with scuba tanks

   1 person

4. 3.

   Raise chickens

   197 people

5. 4.

   See a hydrogen bomb explode 1 cheer

   6 people

6. 5.

   fly 1 entry

   1,982 people

7. 6.

   learn to control animals mind, set a whole of animals free, and have the tigers guard my secret base while i have the monkeys and gibbons stealgold at fort knox and then start a fake buisness as a front for my revolt of the animals to reclaim the world

   65 people

8. 7.

   converse with a zebra

   3 people

9. 8.

   have a shark who shoots lazer beams out of his head 1 entry

   1 person

10. 9.

    hug a monkey

    28 people

11. 10.

    Create Orks

    3 people

12. 11.

    Fight a monkey 1 entry

    4 people

13. 12.

    Own a Monkey 1 entry

    121 people

14. 13.

    go to a bar!!

    28 people

15. 14.

    laugh uncontrollably at any given moment

    11 people

16. 15.

    see Snakes on a Plane 1 cheer

    17 people