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orky

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I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened...
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2. swim in a hazmat suit with scuba tanks
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3. Raise chickens
175 people
4. See a hydrogen bomb explode
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5. fly
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learn to control animals mind, set a whole of animals free, and have the tigers guard my secret base while i have the monkeys and gibbons stealgold at fort knox and then start a fake buisness as a front for my revolt of the animals to reclaim the world

53 people

7. converse with a zebra
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8. have a shark who shoots lazer beams out of his head
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9. hug a monkey
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10. Create Orks
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11. Fight a monkey
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12. Own a Monkey
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13. go to a bar!!
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14. laugh uncontrollably at any given moment
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15. see Snakes on a Plane
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Recent entries

get level 60 in world of warcraft

60 3 years ago

i got to a 60 on a private server sure its not as good at working your way there but it works becouse im too impatient

Nov 17, 2006, 09:42PM PST | 0 comments

fall 3 years ago

if falling counts as flying ive fly’d but i only fell 7 feet

Jun 14, 2006, 12:57AM PDT | 0 comments

go shark fishing

wasnt fortunate 3 years ago

i went fishing but only caught a few things small and i got cut by a oyster but it was fun (except for oyster

Jun 14, 2006, 12:44AM PDT | 0 comments

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