Okay, so I'm guessing the idea was to stop traffic by being amazing ("Memoirs of a Geisha" style).
20 months ago
Rather than by having your car die in the middle of the road.
Ahem.
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meet wikipedia's notability standards
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think better
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get off this planet!
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be photographed by the sartorialist
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sing the sublime in the vernacular
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put a skeleton nightlight in the closet
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learn to raise one eyebrow
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understand physics
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Be financially independent
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Earn a doctoral degree
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learn to speak another language fluently
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experience weightlessness
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make a crop circle
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sign with a gorilla or chimp
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2 people |
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win a Nobel
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turn my handwriting into a font
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Write and record a full song
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Make a kite
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develop more stage presence
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1 person |
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Fly a plane
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have sex in a confessional.
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2 people |
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perform in an independent film
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1 person |
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deep sea dive a ship wreck
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2 people |
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learn how to read braille
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sell things on etsy
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153 people |
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Learn to play the guitar
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12,617 people |
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make contact
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7 people |
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live on every continent
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Put a message in a bottle and throw it out to sea
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improve my piano skills
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tattoo "And what will you say of this?" somewhere near the hairline of my vagina
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1 person |
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smuggle myself overnight at the library
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live forever
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765 people |
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have bizarre celebrations
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build an igloo
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Read ALL of Joyce's Ulysses
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3 people |
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learn the thriller dance
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meet deadlines
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Rather than by having your car die in the middle of the road.
Ahem.
“It was only then I made out the tiny words
tattooed above the hairline of her vagina.
And what will you say of this?
Much to my credit, I’ve never said anything,
but I admit to having thought about it a lot.”