I'm doing 38 things
Okay, so I'm guessing the idea was to stop traffic by being amazing ("Memoirs of a Geisha" style).
20 months ago
Rather than by having your car die in the middle of the road.
Ahem.
autopilot off's Life List
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1. meet wikipedia's notability standards
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2. think better
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3. get off this planet!
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4. be photographed by the sartorialist
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5. sing the sublime in the vernacular
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6. put a skeleton nightlight in the closet
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7. learn to raise one eyebrow
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8. understand physics
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9. Be financially independent
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10. Earn a doctoral degree
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11. learn to speak another language fluently
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12. experience weightlessness
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13. make a crop circle
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14. sign with a gorilla or chimp
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15. win a Nobel
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16. turn my handwriting into a font
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17. Write and record a full song
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18. Make a kite
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19. develop more stage presence
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20. Fly a plane
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21. have sex in a confessional.
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22. perform in an independent film
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23. deep sea dive a ship wreck
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24. learn how to read braille
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25. sell things on etsy
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26. Learn to play the guitar
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27. make contact
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28. live on every continent
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29. Put a message in a bottle and throw it out to sea
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30. improve my piano skills
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31. tattoo "And what will you say of this?" somewhere near the hairline of my vagina
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32. smuggle myself overnight at the library
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33. live forever
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34. have bizarre celebrations
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35. build an igloo
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36. Read ALL of Joyce's Ulysses
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37. learn the thriller dance
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38. meet deadlines
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Recent entries
"Down Under" by J.D. Heskin
21 months ago
“It was only then I made out the tiny words
tattooed above the hairline of her vagina.
And what will you say of this?
Much to my credit, I’ve never said anything,
but I admit to having thought about it a lot.”
