I'm doing 43 things
I was depressed. I had no purpose in life. I tried it all: prozac, group therapy, guided meditation, massaging my feet; but nothing worked. I couldn’t possibly concieve my life without doing “hugyuu jhuidfum hh dfsbuabfgj shgfkaf hfjhfgvgh dfsdj” before I died. But suddenly I had a revelation. I saw the answer to my question. But in order to be sure if my answer was correct, I had to take action and see for myself. So I Did. I posted a bumper sticker on my car, for other drivers to read, that said “honk if your honk doesn’t work.” So long I waited in a traffic jam for a hankless car to honk at my car. But It did happen! Some honkless car honked at me! I have no proof of it but I accept it for faith because a honkless honking car would be a perfect car, and since existence is more perfect than non-existance, then a honkless honking car must exist by definition. So after doing this I scientifically assert that A times B times C divided by A times B times C equals X which is less than Y which is equal to A times B times C divided by A times B times C. And this equation is the answer to “hugyuu jhuidfum hh dfsbuabfgj shgfkaf hfjhfgvgh dfsdj” which for so many years tormented me.
P.S. If you by any chanche read this, Damn! you must be 100% bored to actually waste your life finding out how i accomplished this disparate and my incredibly stupid account of how I accomplished it.
