pendulumpiece




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  1. 1. meet hilary duff
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  2. 2. go shopping
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  3. 3. wake up when my alarm clock goes off
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  4. 4. stop procrastinating
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  5. 5. become a vegan chef
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  6. 6. teach english in japan
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learn to walk in heels better
heh 2 years ago

i have no ‘heels’ and would hate to try walk in these ridiculous female-suppressive factors of society…why not get you feet bound like the traditional chinese?



get a boob job
mmm...imagination 2 years ago

yeah i was daydreaming and imagined a boob job, but it was pretty crap. noone looked my in the eyes when they spoke to me, my tits were gross and sweaty, they bounced up and down when i moved at all, and my back even started hurting. Then i woke up and my girlfriend gave me the alternative fashion: a tickle on the nipple. They got bigger i swear, and wtf do i want bigger jugs for anyway? my baby wont appreciate them! i dont recomend a boob job for boys – me being one – ...and i dont think it would do chics much good either, seing as boob jobs look so silly.



meet hilary duff
... 2 years ago

Wouldn’t it be something to boast about to turn down that “awesome hot chic”?




 

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