piemaster789




I'm doing 0 things
  

piemaster789 doesn't have anything on their life list yet…


How I did it
How to kill all humans
It took me
-2147483648 years
It made me
Cause OWNAGE!

How I did it: Humans don't like fire or pointy objects but they love shiny objects, so I created a massive shiny ball made of polished gold. The humans were so mesmerized by its shinyness that they all went towards it and I waited there with my pointy objects and fire. Billions of billions of billions came and I owned them all. Read how I did it…

Nov 13, 2008, 02:09AM PST | 0 comments


Recent entries

piemaster789 hasn't posted any entries about their goals (yet).


 

I want to:

The world wants to...

keep in touch with old friends lose a lot of weight simply hit pedestrians and run away go to rarotonga Volunteer be the best Aunt ever dance more andrea wants to drink more green tea paint more learn sign language to test myself on summer job become fluent in spanish get sober Breathe wants to Daily: Reflect on 5 things for which I'm grateful. actually learn to play my guitar learn blues harmonica throw a huge party Get more clients Sing from my heart teach live abroad witness the end of IE shave my legs more often RoaringRyokan wants to learn a foreign language go on a ghost hunt be an artist create the web show like iCarly try kickboxing
43 Things Login