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2 years ago
For example, this guy added my goal to his list of goals, and he seems like someone I wouldn’t even like. All of his other goals are the opposite of my other goals. I hope he goes to hell.
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Join the Globe Trekker team
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1 person |
| 2. |
Make (and sustain, for at least three seconds) eye contact with Donovan Leitch.
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1 person |
| 3. |
Find myself
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1,837 people |
| 4. |
Develop a non-polluting source of sustainable energy before I turn thirty.
3 cheers |
1 person |
| 5. |
Construct a hat from newspapers that have been used to transport fish and chips meals.
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 6. |
Visit the Dogon
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1 person |
| 7. |
Have a dip in all of the following rivers: Rhine, Nile, Volga, Thames, Ganges, Amazon and Yangtze
2 cheers |
1 person |
| 8. |
Never, ever attend "Burning Man".
1 entry . 3 cheers |
3 people |
| 9. |
At least four of the people I'd "like to meet" are dead. I'd like never to meet them.
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 10. |
Go three weeks without irreparably posting a spelling error somewhere
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1 person |
| 11. |
Have fish for breakfast at least once per week for four consecutive weeks
4 entries |
1 person |
| 12. |
Read The Anatomy of Melancholy in its entirety
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 13. |
Continue to not learn French (cos it sucks)
1 entry . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 15. |
Ring a church bell
1 entry |
3 people |
| 16. |
No longer give up my place in line to nuns when nuns come around
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1 person |
| 17. |
Harass everyone who copies my goals. Come up with your own fucking ambitions.
1 entry |
1 person |
| 18. |
Realise my dream about the "24-hour Moog Superstore"
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1 person |
| 19. |
Never challenge myself to meet particular goals
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1 person |
| 20. |
Go to the Green Man Festival THIS YEAR
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1 person |
| 21. |
Pepper my language with swears
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1 person |
For example, this guy added my goal to his list of goals, and he seems like someone I wouldn’t even like. All of his other goals are the opposite of my other goals. I hope he goes to hell.
The thing is… in the morning, you just want some toast and cereal. You don’t want to bother cooking fish.
The problem with Christianity is that they tend to lock up their bell towers.