I'm doing 21 things
For example, this guy added my goal to his list of goals, and he seems like someone I wouldn’t even like. All of his other goals are the opposite of my other goals. I hope he goes to hell.
Madeline Harris's Life List
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1. Join the Globe Trekker team
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2. Make (and sustain, for at least three seconds) eye contact with Donovan Leitch.
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3. Find myself
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4. Develop a non-polluting source of sustainable energy before I turn thirty.
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5. Construct a hat from newspapers that have been used to transport fish and chips meals.
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6. Visit the Dogon
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7. Have a dip in all of the following rivers: Rhine, Nile, Volga, Thames, Ganges, Amazon and Yangtze
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8. Never, ever attend "Burning Man".
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9. At least four of the people I'd "like to meet" are dead. I'd like never to meet them.
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10. Go three weeks without irreparably posting a spelling error somewhere
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11. Have fish for breakfast at least once per week for four consecutive weeks
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12. Read The Anatomy of Melancholy in its entirety
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13. Continue to not learn French (cos it sucks)
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15. Ring a church bell
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16. No longer give up my place in line to nuns when nuns come around
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17. Realise my dream about the "24-hour Moog Superstore"
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18. Harass everyone who copies my goals. Come up with your own fucking ambitions.
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19. Never challenge myself to meet particular goals
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20. Go to the Green Man Festival THIS YEAR
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21. Pepper my language with swears
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The thing is… in the morning, you just want some toast and cereal. You don’t want to bother cooking fish.
