I'm doing 19 things
Following good advice, I have realised, whilst pondering ironically, that I spend far too much time erring on the side of lackadaisy. In order to achieve my one, two and three, I must yonder to ponder no more. Anyone got a “boot up da backside-a-matic” they want to donate?
pumpermuncher's Life List
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1. reduce my time pondering by at least 50% a week
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2. drink more beer
1 entry93 people -
3. Learn to juggle
1 entry . 3 cheers1,326 people -
4. stop believing i will win the lottery
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5. eat my weight in Double Deckers
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6. Juice daily
1 entry . 1 cheer12 people -
7. see the aurora borealis
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8. Learn more about jazz
1 entry . 1 cheer21 people -
9. watch the dvd's I have bought already before buying any more
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10. make a smaller ecological footprint
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11. save up 3 months worth of salary for emergencies
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12. upset a traffic warden
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13. never get a tattoo
2 cheers16 people -
14. learn self-hypnosis
2 cheers109 people -
15. Visit Japan
1 cheer5,981 people -
16. resolve unresolved issues with my best friend
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17. disprove the Gaia Theory by successfully establishing my own quasi-autonomous self supporting ecosphere
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18. not work on my birthday ever again
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19. complete my new business startup in 2006 and not leave it another year
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person
Recent entries
As a small side project, i intend to overpower the Eden Project and utilise its existing structure to form a self sufficent ecosphere, totally self reliant and devoid of any input from Planet Earth. Following my impending research into defying gravitational pull, i intend to float the ecosystem approximately 2 metres above Earth, effectively using the planet as free parking, however being able to leave to either prove Gaia falls short, or to avoid getting a parking ticket from an unscrupulous Hitler type parking warden.
Fruit and veg will be plentiful, if not I will rely on Tesco’s home delivery until my human effluent to aqua generator is in full flow.
