1. Giovanni Battista Fidanza, aka Nostromo, from Joseph Conrad’s novel of the same name.
He is popularly considered incorruptible by his fellow denizens of the ficitonal silver mining town of Sulaco, and incorruptible is always good. He turns out not to be so, for he’s incorruptible out of vanity rather than out of real nobility and this leads to his downfall (hello, he’s a Joseph Conrad character!) but he’s dashing and gets things done, is incredibly good at keeping secrets, and would be a good man to have in your corner—as long as you don’t trust him too far.
2. Avi from Neal Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon
Avi seems like another good one for my team. He’s tough and scrappy in the intellectual and technical sense, has a serious talent for making amazing things happen (like setting up a data haven for real, AND starting the HEAP aka Holocaust Education and Avoidance Project). He’s incredibly passionate about right and wrong and devoted to family and lots of other old-fashioned values, but he’s still a kickass hacker and post-modern businessman. Yeah!
3. Philoctetes—from mythology and Sophocles’ play
Poor Philoctetes: his story always made me cry when I was a teenage outcast nerdgirl, stranded on an island for having the bad luck to get snakebitten and becoming a buzzkill on the invasion fleet to Troy. He does whine about it later when the Greeks come back to get him (which they only do because they’ve learned they can only win with Hercules’ bow, which, d’oh! Philoctetes owns) but ultimately makes the manly, grown-up decision to suck it up, go help and save the day. Yes, I would prefer him on my team AFTER the festering stinky wound in his foot heals and he stops moaning, but if I already knew the kind of mettle and character he had, I’d find a way to put up with him before.
4. Godbody from Theodore Sturgeon’s novel of the same name
Godbody is basically a stand-in for Jesus, but he’s easier on the eyes and a whole lot nicer. He even teaches woman-hating would-be rapist Hobo Wellen how to simmer down and learn to love again. Imagine what he’d do for, I don’t know, the presidential campaign. Plus the whole semi-miracle thing.
5. Nevil Clavain from Alastair Reynolds’ Revelation Space trilogy
Clavain just kicks ass. He’s been kicking ass for hundreds, if not thousands of years, on behalf of good causes and his various loved ones in and out of the Conjoiners. He engages in a hyperspace chase, he does his best to rescue Galliana from the Wolves, he runs, he shoots, he plots, he plans, he builds a real community nan unknown planet out of a ragtag group of people he helped rescue from a doomed planet, he journeys beyond time and space… he raises a brain-damaged daughter to a kind of herodom of her own… well, I certainly wouldn’t want him in my foes’ corner!
6. Molly from William Gibson’s Neuromancer (and Johnny Mnemonic)
A razorgirl street samurai with retractable scalpels under her fingernails, jacked-up reflexes and street smarts for everywhere from the Sprawl to Chiba City to Istanbul to the orbitals. Smart and sorta bitchy, definitely another one you don’t want fighting for the other side if you don’t have to!
7. Joe Pickett from C.J. Box’s novels
I’m a Wyoming girl so I appreciate what a seasoned game warden has to offer. Sure, he has liabilities, like not having made a lot of friends in high places to balance out the enemies, but he knows the terrain (the mountains and river valleys of Wyoming), has a smart dog and a good pickup truck and lots of guns and ammo. Like Aragorn with modern technology and a lot less baggage, plus he’s a pretty good gumshoe. Hell yeah!
8. Prince Andrey Bolkonsky from Tolstoy’s War and Peace
A brave solider and veteran of several campaigns against Napoleon, he’s also brave enough to free his serfs (admittedly after Pierre gives him the idea). A combination of physical and moral courage is always good to have around, especially when backed by a certain means.
9. Hellboy – from Mike Mignola’s comic and two feature films
He’s fireproof. He’s funny. He’s got a huge gun that uses holy water/silver/garlic bullets. He’s slowly learning to appreciate a good cigar. He’s funny. He loves cats. He does the right thing eventually, no matter the cost. He’s got a certain emotional immaturity, but one can work with that.
10. Severian – from Gene Wolfe’s Book of the New Sun
He’s handsome and slightly scary, which is always an appealing combination for us ladies. He is apparently immortal and darned near omnipotent in his bumbling way. He can bring people back from the dead, after a fashion, is good in a fight (especially while he has Terminus Est) and has a whole galaxy of guardian angel types looking out for him. How could he not be an asset? Well, the torturer thing aside…