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Well…having a hard time finding someone who wants to follow me around with a cam all day!

I want to make a video called “Middle Aged Bitches Gone Wild” with a bunch of my middle aged friends. We can go down to Cancun and each pick up a pair of 21 year olds and have our way with them. Maybe we will enter the flaming ping pong ball contest whereby we shoot flaming ping pong balls out of our #*ssies. Then we can sell it on a late night infomercial for $19.95. Pack your bags and don’t forget your beads girls! Sounds like it’s time for a road trip!

My passion came home the other day. This is the man who gave this stella her groove back. The passion is in his grin, the back of his neck, his bicep, the way he washes dishes. The passion is the slow tingle I feel when he says “i love you baby”. I am a silly school girl at 44. That is passion.