Leprechauns are pretty puckish personalities with oodles of wit, charm, and charisma, (all of which I possess in spades, clubs, diamonds and hearts come to think of it). That’s why I’m so confident that I’ll have no difficulty in meeting one and getting the low-down on how to join this Crazy Celtic Club.
quippingqueen's Life List
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1. meet 43 merry munchkins
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2. hunt for heffalumps
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3. watch grass grow and paint dry
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4. win a tiddlywink tournament.
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5. be awarded a degree by the University of the Bleeding Obvious.
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6. walk on water.
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7. learn some extreme-bartending techniques.
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8. find out if chewing gum really does lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight.
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9. catch a falling star and put it in my pocket.
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10. befriend a NowWhattian boghog.
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11. visit a town called OhWell in a galaxy far far away.
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12. join the faculty of Divinity and Water Polo at the University of MaxiMegalon.
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13. determine if the Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by bad news.
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14. travel by pony express to Satan's Kingdom, Vermont.
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15. host the largest gathering of Victorias in Victoria, British Columbia (Canada).
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16. enjoy high tea at the "Empress Hotel" with some colorful characters.
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17. ,when I grow up, become a leprechaun.
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Recent entries
Or, how to become a leprechaun the easy way.
9 months ago
One of my favorite pastimes in Victoria, (a former colonial outpost on the tip of Vancouver Island in British Columbia, Canada), is high tea at the “Empress Hotel”. The only thing that’s missing are colorful companions like The Mad Hatter, Humpty Dumpty, Big Bird or The Cross-Eyed Gnome.
Bearing the burden of wearing a majestic moniker like “Victoria” all my life, it seems only appropriate to host a gathering of like-named people in a capital city that proudly displays “Victoria” on every tacky tourist t-shirt in town.



