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matthew




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matthew's Life List

  2. 1. pay back student loans
    		7 people
  3. 2. Watch a space shuttle launch
    		956 people
  4. 3. fry an egg on the sidewalk
    		41 people
  5. 4. visit every state except Iowa
    1 entry     		4 people
  6. 5. have my own minions, underlings, lackies, toadies, yes-men, or zombies
    		5 people
  7. 6. be promoted to my level of incompetence where I will choke the remaining morale out of my workplace and brown nose my gold plated overlord bosses at every chance I can get all while making my minions toil away for a pittance in their cubicle salt mines.
    		7 people
  8. 7. walk 500 miles, and walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles.
    		26 people
  9. 8. receive a letter from Hogwarts apologizing for the late owl but informing me that i am actually a wizard.
    		830 people
  10. 9. become calm and tranquil like a buddhist monk meditating at Lake Placid and when people aren't expecting it *BAM!* I'll turn into a supersized ferocious crocodile and eat them.
    		9 people
  11. 10. stop being stupid
    		32 people
  12. 11. Have a restaurant know my "usual"
    		102 people
  13. 12. see that Life is thundering blissful towards death in a stampede of his fumbling green gentleness
    		1 person
  14. 13. GO to the Guiness plant in Ireland.
    1 entry     		2 people
  15. 14. turn my left foot into a vending machine
    		2 people
  16. 15. find out if it's really cereal when there's no milk
    		1 person
  17. 16. Learn how to stop looking for something that I'm holding in my hand: and by the way, those sunglasses that I've been searching for with a rising temperature of irritation--best measured in British Thermal Units--are on my flippin' head.
    1 cheer     		1 person
  18. 17. cultivate unassailable poise
    		8 people
  19. 18. play strip physics with seven marmots
    		1 person
  20. 19. Shrink Texas.
    		6 people
  21. 20. run through an Amish village naked covered with nintendo controllers, xmas lights and an Ipod buttplug all while screaming "IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN."
    1 cheer     		13 people
  22. 21. become a zombie-pirate-vampire-ninja-robot-werewolf-secret agent-jedi-assassin-gangsta with telekinesis and my own talk show co-starring Seth Green
    		13 people
  23. 22. talk less, listen more
    1 cheer     		222 people
  24. 23. have better posture
    		7,698 people
  25. 24. Take more photos
    		3,472 people
  26. 25. I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened...
    1 cheer     		320 people
  27. 26. get a dog
    		3,862 people
  28. 27. meditate
    		2,755 people
  29. 28. make a positive impact on society
    1 cheer     		15 people
  30. 29. cook more at home, eat out less
    		2 people
  31. 30. paint
    		1,334 people
  32. 31. Invent a time machine, go back and invent said time machine yesterday so I have time machine right now
    		8 people
  33. 32. stop chewing the inside of my mouth
    		323 people
  34. 33. Quote Homer Simpson at a REALLY inappropriate time
    1 cheer     		24 people
  35. 34. drink less
    1 entry     		605 people
  36. 35. Stick it to The Man
    		271 people
  37. 36. become better at small-talk
    		2,007 people
  38. 37. Skydive
    		10,168 people
  39. 38. see the northern lights
    		16,889 people
  40. 39. Have an underground lair
    		430 people
  41. 40. Start my own business
    		8,578 people
Recent entries
do my laundry
did it 2 years ago

we got a washer dryer, did the laundry, but the drain in the basement is clogged and it flooded. screw it

Sep 17, 2007, 05:09PM PDT | 0 comments


get drunk in an old irish pub and a scotish pub to see which gets me more drunk
worth it but... 2 years ago

the thing about it is that either A. the scottish pub will get you drunker OR B. the scottish pub will get you drunk faster. HOWEVER, the irish pub does win hands down unless you ARE looking to get into a fight and violently so. the irish pub is just as likely to get you into a fight, but after you can sit and drink a beer with the cat you beat the hell out of and vice versa. keep in mind, scots a jerks sober, drunk they are bitter arseholes and the loser of the fight needs to lose consciousness before the fight ever ends.

Jan 19, 2007, 12:42PM PST | 0 comments


visit every state except Iowa
plainly modest 2 years ago

this is no catalog of early congrats, but my list includes these state, mostly from one road trip:

ohio, pennsylvania, west virginia, tennessee, indiana, illinois, virginia, kentucky, georgia, north carolina, south carolina, florida, delaware, new jersey, new york, michigan

Jan 19, 2007, 12:37PM PST | 0 comments


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Get a bikini worthy body Frenchie1000 wants to lose weight Get out more have no regrets stop biting my fingernails Learn to play the guitar learn to be a morning person run my own radio station Get the hell out of this town Find an old friend Go to South Africa see take that in concert listen to more music. go to a nude beach Learn Ruby learn to sew clothes remember people's birthdays become a plus size model go understand math louise8 wants to clear my debts Learn to cook own a turtle write a song go sailing list 100 things that make me happy Go to Ireland
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