300' slip n slide
3 years ago
At the University of Wisconsin – Whitewater, Wednesday, September 13, 2006.
| 1. |
dress up as a golfer, rent a cart and go tearing around a golf course in it, blaring my stereo, until they kick us out
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 2. |
learn how to break dance
|
90 people |
| 3. |
make a movie about dressing up as rabbits and offending the general public
|
1 person |
| 4. |
create a website that trumps all other websites
|
1 person |
| 5. |
go to burning man
|
1,437 people |
| 6. |
go on the ultimate road trip with my friends
|
1 person |
| 7. |
go skinny dipping
|
3,075 people |
| 8. |
invent something
|
1,306 people |
| 9. |
build some muscle
|
200 people |
| 10. |
go kayaking down a staircase
|
1 person |
| 11. |
have a daughter and name her Grace
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 12. |
dance so crazily at a club that they are forced to kick me out
1 cheer |
2 people |
| 13. |
build and paint a huge canvas
|
2 people |
| 14. |
make a zip line
|
3 people |
| 15. |
build the el Pipe-O woofer
|
1 person |
| 16. |
perform a synchronized swimming routine in the fountain on campus
|
1 person |
| 17. |
publish a children's book
1 cheer |
228 people |
| 18. |
firewalk
1 cheer |
38 people |
| 19. |
make random appearances around campus dressed as a ninja
|
1 person |
| 20. |
drop 10,000 superballs filled with LED's down a steep city street
|
2 people |
| 21. |
find an awesome buried/lost treasure
|
1 person |
| 22. |
live without the internet for a month
|
1 person |
| 23. |
live my college years so I don't regret missing out on anything
|
1 person |
| 24. |
chase a tornado
|
241 people |
| 25. |
lead someone to Christ
|
251 people |
| 26. |
organize a massive pillow fight in a public space
|
1 person |
| 27. |
learn to play bass guitar
|
620 people |
| 28. |
jump off a waterfall
|
170 people |
| 29. |
stay awake for five days straight
|
3 people |
| 30. |
build the world's loudest set of headphones
|
1 person |
| 31. |
go on tour
|
207 people |
| 32. |
fly in an airplane made of cardboard
|
1 person |
| 33. |
make a zombie movie
|
83 people |
| 34. |
do something that makes someone say "That guy's out of his freaking mind!"
|
1 person |
| 35. |
marry my best friend
|
306 people |
| 36. |
Write every day
|
876 people |
| 37. |
get a tatoo done by my friend using only a sewing needle and ballpoint pen
|
1 person |
| 38. |
learn to be spirtually minded, not carnally minded
|
3 people |
| 39. |
celebrate New Year's Eve in Times Square
|
94 people |
| 40. |
publish a book of art
|
3 people |
| 41. |
read the Bible every day
|
103 people |
| 42. |
learn to snowboard
|
2,456 people |
| 43. |
cut an album
|
6 people |
At the University of Wisconsin – Whitewater, Wednesday, September 13, 2006.
My senior year at Hartford High in Wisconsin, our class president pulled his chair out from our table, stood up on it, and yelled “blah blah blah”. A lone bowl of fruit flew through the air and within seconds, all hell broke loose. Tables were overturned, chinese food covered the walls, the ceiling, and everyone in the cafeteria. Unfortunately, several of the instigators were not allowed to attend graduation. Those haters…