A Staggering Rat of Heartbreaking Something or Other

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  1. 1. Haggis!
    2 entries
    1 person
  2. 2. Declare this Kalibebti Month since NOVEMBER 1 was yesterday...showering her with stuff like brilliant quotes and dazzling images!!!!
    4 cheers
    1 person
  3. 3. see Paris again
    20 entries . 150 cheers
    9 people
  4. 4. write a spleen-laced or quasi-romantic poem, be it short, tall, grande or venti, each day or so in October, December, January and February
    11 entries . 13 cheers
    1 person
  5. 5. be a tragic Romantic heroine (on weekends, from Thursday night to the first sweep of sad civil twilight on Sunday )
    5 entries . 39 cheers
    1 person
  6. 6. be a (less derivative) painter
    18 entries . 84 cheers
    1 person
  7. 7. post 43 portraits drawn on 43 serviettes at cafes 'round the city
    37 entries . 45 cheers
    1 person
  8. 8. do something neat with synesthesia: give me another 43 words and I will tell you what they taste like
    4 entries . 35 cheers
    1 person
  9. 9. make a Bacon Explosion, document it with pictures and explosive commentary, then further the expansion of the bacon universe
    14 entries . 28 cheers
    1 person
  10. 10. rat + pet writeology
    2 team members . 18 entries . 10 cheers
    2 people
  11. 11. embrace my inner Canadian
    18 entries . 47 cheers
    1 person
  12. 12. create another 10 episodes of my not-for-money, just-for-fun comic strip "Loser Girl"
    11 entries . 53 cheers
    1 person
  13. 13. nudge Rat's Emotopoloooza
    13 entries . 42 cheers
    1 person
  14. 14. visit Claude Monet's house at Giverny
    2 entries . 87 cheers
    12 people
  15. 15. read Proust
    12 entries . 63 cheers
    76 people
  16. 16. learn to sew and hand-embroider
    4 entries . 74 cheers
    2 people
  17. 17. learn classical guitar
    12 entries . 65 cheers
    32 people
  18. 18. learn more about wine
    17 entries . 52 cheers
    312 people
  19. 19. have a beautiful garden
    14 entries . 104 cheers
    160 people
  20. 20. build a walk-in cocoon
    3 entries . 46 cheers
    2 people
  21. 21. publish cartoons in the New Yorker
    2 entries . 56 cheers
    2 people
  22. 22. go on ad finitum about feminist issues
    4 entries . 43 cheers
    1 person
  23. 23. feng shui my house and garden
    2 entries . 42 cheers
    1 person
  24. 24. become computer savvy
    5 entries . 28 cheers
    6 people
  25. 25. make a mojito
    5 entries . 69 cheers
    2 people
  26. 26. embrace shibumi and wabi-sabi in my surroundings and life
    5 entries . 20 cheers
    1 person
  27. 27. Grow a Secret Garden
    6 entries . 82 cheers
    4 people
  28. 28. Make steamed puddings
    6 entries . 22 cheers
    2 people
  29. 29. read finnegan's wake
    3 entries . 23 cheers
    76 people
  30. 30. learn secret spy skills
    9 entries . 46 cheers
    261 people
  31. 31. fully restore my century house
    4 entries . 34 cheers
    1 person
  32. 32. give free hugs
    2 entries . 73 cheers
    34 people
  33. 33. learn the "Thriller dance"
    1 entry . 46 cheers
    2,726 people
  34. 34. arrange an evening of chocolate tasting
    2 entries . 58 cheers
    1 person
  35. 35. learn to play chess well
    2 entries . 31 cheers
    78 people
  36. 36. taste every flavour of KitKat from around the world
    32 entries . 39 cheers
    1 person
  37. 37. embrace Nadsat in common vernacular
    7 entries . 14 cheers
    1 person
  38. 38. keep a food gournal
    9 team members . 493 entries . 10 cheers
    7 people
  39. 39. identify and list 43 things and activities Virgo
    22 entries . 15 cheers
    1 person
  40. 40. knit a wool and mohair sweater with skulls-and-crossbones on the arms
    9 entries . 31 cheers
    1 person
  41. 41. make up another cool typeface, with serifs
    16 cheers
    1 person
  42. 42. Be a gourmet cook by making home-made sauces like our Dear Rat (in fact, recipes provided by RatUnderPaper). Thank you Rat!!
    2 team members . 3 entries . 12 cheers
    1 person
  43. 43. Envision the life that I want
    3 entries . 41 cheers
    6 people

How I did it
How to wish a sparkly shiny birthday to the sweetest of the sweet, our very own SweetMK!
It took me
1 day
It made me
clink-clink!


How to on December 25th, send Lisa lots of redbirds, kittycats & awesomeness as she turns 43 on 43T!
It took me
1 day
It made me
kom jug yuenerrific!


How to wish Flutter (The one With The Flowers And The Butterflies, Yeah That Flutter!) A Happy Birthday On Nov.23rd
It took me
1 day
It made me
flutterific!


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Recent entries
haggis (read all 2 entries…)
It's home, 6 hours ago

all four and a half pounds of it. It’s like a wingless, legless capon sitting in my freezer.
I’ve decided to have a post-Burns’ Day supper for my Scots friends who were so kind to indulge me with an invitation to theirs last year. They’re coming the last Friday in February; it’ll give me a little lead time to wrassle with the beast.
It’s a good sort of goal for chilly gray February. I’ve eaten mighty fine haggis in my day but light springtime fare it is not. I forgot to ask Marlon (the organic butcher) what the ingredients are in this one. (I am expecting the usual suspects.)
I’m going to round out the haggis dinner party with smashed potatoes and tiny steamed peas with butter.

... and Sir Harry Lauder.



haggis (read all 2 entries…)
I spied two haggi 1 day ago

last week in the butcher shop of Marlon, the organic butcher. I thought to m’self Self… Rabbie Burns’ Day has come and gone… and though there was plenitude vis a vis fish and chips and Burns’ poetry, there was no haggis. Yet here in the butcher’s freezer, two haggi remain. I circle the biggest one.

I do not know how to prepare haggis. Perhaps there is no time like the present.



See paris again (read all 20 entries…)
Paris, Part Three 1 day ago

He said, You promised! And I’m practically not even a kid anymore. And I told Grandma I would wave to her from the Eiffel Tower. And you never take me anywhere.

Well, now. Let’s just get Don Henley playing The End of the Innocence and get me weeping, shall we? And when were you thinking, lad, of this extravagant venture?

Next month. April at the latest.

Let me think about it, child.



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