I’m real curious to know if this year’s president is gonna pardon a turkey because, well, turkeys are white. I don’t know if his supporters will let that happen. Assuming he does, I’m gonna find that bird and turn it into diner.
raydiate's Life List
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1. Be less superior to those more inferior
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2. Eat puppies
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3. foster couter establishment propaganda
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4. Perfect hypocrisy
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5. Fill my empty soul with the joy of music
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6. Escape from jail (or get early parol)
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7. Start a koala bear fur farm
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8. Mean what I say and be mean when I stay it
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9. Do less with more
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10. Lead a conspiracy
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11. Do something usefull with my back hair
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12. Learn to drive drunk
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13. Appreciate British food
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14. Kick a squirrel
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15. Defrok a priest
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16. Hurt people before they hurt me
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17. Have 43 people worship me as their God
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18. Vote while drunk
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19. Brew 56 gallons of lager
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20. Eat sushi once a week
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21. Give booz to bumms
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22. Make yellow snow
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23. Flirt with a gay man
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24. Decorate my secret dungeon
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25. Take out the trash
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26. Shave my butt and walk backwards
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27. Get frisked
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28. re-invent the wheel
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29. Live off a broad
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30. Get serious
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31. Invent and Master Bait
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32. Lie more, but do it better
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33. Learn bitter, cynical, sarcasm
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34. Paint the garage floor
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35. Attend Church of Euthanasia events
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36. Develop statistical-based process control solution
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37. Purchase Detergent. Stand on Container. Yell.
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38. Do more with Brie
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39. shred everything
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40. learn italian
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41. Eat Pardoned Turkey
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42. Subvert the State - Create a trust
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How I did it: I chickened out and just shut her out. I was ready. I think it blinded her. I don't mind a smack in the face, but I think that is unusual. I figured this approach would allow her to come to grips of my resolve at her own pace. Read how I did it…
It was not her shape per say, but rather, it was the baggage. I had an epiphany on a bike ride. A confluence of my past produced remarkable clarity into my future wants. There was lots of goodness, but there was also a kettle of brewing unhappiness. It would take year to blow. It was beyond my control, and if it happened, I’d be saddled with never ending friction, conflict, and ultimately sadness.
It took a long time (too long really) for the dynamic to sink in. I blame my folks for my thick skull. Sure. it did save me in some falls as a youth. On the other hand, it was not fair to the GF.
ok. lesson learned. i won’t do that again.
I’m gonna park my junk where I please until the Man threatens me with something that hurts – that means fines or whippings. If they promise to whip, then I’ll continue. If it is a fine, then I’ll stop. Then I’ll whip the worthless mommies that can’t huff their fat, but glowing asses, through a parking lot.
