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build a life-sized animatronic Maria Sharapova in the hope she'll be flattered enough to come see it (read all 2 entries…)
ohh...

maria…



be a monstrous clever fellow (read all 2 entries…)
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CHAPTER XIX

THE BROWN MAN WITH QUEER FEET

EARLY in the following morning Jurgen left Cameliard, travelling toward Carohaise, and went into the Druid forest there, and followed Merlin’s instructions.

“Not that I for a moment believe in such nonsense,” said Jurgen: “but it will be amusing to see what comes of this business, and it is unjust to deny even nonsense a fair trial.”

So he presently observed a sun-browned brawny fellow, who sat upon the bank of a stream, dabbling his feet in the water, and making music with a pipe constructed of seven reeds of irregular lengths. To him Jurgen displayed, in such a manner as Merlin h ad prescribed, the token which Merlin had given. The man made a peculiar sign, and rose. Jurgen saw that this man’s feet were unusual.

Jurgen bowed low, and he said, as Merlin had bidden: “Now praise be to thee, thou lord of the two truths! I have come to thee, 0 most wise, that I may learn thy secret. I would know thee, and would know the forty-two mighty ones who dwell w ith thee in the hall of the two truths, and who are nourished by evil-doers, and who partake of wicked blood each day of the reckoning before Wennofree. I would know thee for what thou art.”

The brown man answered: “I am everything that was and that is to be. Never has any mortal been able to discover what I am.”

Then this brown man conducted Jurgen to an open glen, at the heart of the forest.

“Merlin dared not come himself, because,” observed the brown man,” Merlin is wise. But you are a poet. So you will presently forget that which you are about to see, or at worst you will tell pleasant lies about it, particularly to yourself.”

“I do not know about that,” says Jurgen, “but I am willing to taste any drink once. What are you about to show me?”

The brown man answered: “All.”

So it was near evening when they came out of the glen. It was dark now, for a storm had risen. The brown man was smiling, and Jurgen was in a flutter.

“It is not true,” Jurgen protested. “What you have shown me is a pack of nonsense. It is the degraded lunacy of a so-called Realist. It is sorcery and pure childishness and abominable blasphemy. It is, in a word, something I do not choose to believe. You ought to be ashamed of yourself!”

“Even so, you do believe me, Jurgen.”

“I believe that you are an honest man and that I am your cousin: so there are two more lies for you.”

The brown man said, still smiling: “Yes, you are certainly a poet, you who have borrowed the apparel of my cousin. For you come out of my glen, and from my candour, as sane as when you entered. That is not saying much, to be sure, in praise of a poet’s sanity at any time. But Merlin would have died, and Merlin would have died without regret, if Merlin had seen what you have seen, because Merlin receives facts reasonably.”

“Facts! sanity! and reason!” Jurgen raged: “why, but what nonsense you are talking! Were there a bit of truth in your silly puppetry this world of time and space and consciousness would be a bubble, a bubble which contained the sun and moon and the high stars, and still was but a bubble in fermenting swill! I must go cleanse my mind of all this foulness. You would have me believe that men, that all men who have ever lived or shall ever live hereafter, that even I am of no importance! Why, there would be no justice in any such arrangement, no justice anywhere!”

“That vexed you, did it not? It vexes me at times, even me, who under Koshchei’s will alone am changeless.”

“I do not know about your variability: but I stick to my opinion about your veracity,” says Jurgen, for all that he was upon the verge of hysteria.” Yes, if lies could choke people that shaggy throat would certainly be sore.”

Then the brown man stamped his foot, and the striking of his foot upon the moss made a new noise such as Jurgen had never heard: for the noise seemed to come multitudinously from every side, at first as though each leaf in the forest were tinily cachinnating; and then this noise was swelled by the mirth of larger creatures, and echoes played with this noise, until there was a reverberation everywhere like that of thunder. The earth moved under their feet very much as a beast twitches its skin under the annoyance of flies. Another queer thing Jurgen noticed, and it was that the trees about the glen had writhed and arched their trunks, and so had bended, much as candles bend in very hot weather, to lay their topmost foliage at the feet of the brown man. And the brown man’s appearance was changed as he stood there, terrible in a continuous brown glare from the low-hanging clouds, and with the forest making obeisance, and with shivering and laughter everywhere.

“Make answer, you who chatter about justice! how if I slew you now,” says the brown man,-” I being what I am?”

“Slay me, then!” says Jurgen, with shut eyes, for he did not at all like the appearance of things. “Yes, you can kill me if you choose, but it is beyond your power to make me believe that there is no justice anywhere, and that I am unimportant. For I would have you know I am a monstrous clever fellow. As for you, you are either a delusion or a god or a degraded Realist. But whatever you are, you have lied to me, and I know that you have lied, and I will not believe in the insignificance of Jurgen. “

Chillingly came the whisper of the brown man: “Poor fool! 0 shuddering, stiff-necked fool! and have you not just seen that which you may not ever quite forget?”

“None the less, I think there is something in me which will endure. I am fettered by cowardice, I am enfeebled by disastrous memories; and I am maimed by old follies. Still, I seem to detect in myself something which is permanent and rather fine. Underneath everything, and in spite of everything, I really do seem to detect that something. What role that something is to enact after the death of my body, and upon what stage, I cannot guess. When fortune knocks I shall open the door. Meanwhile I tell you candidly, you brown man, there is something in Jurgen far too admirable for any intelligent arbiter ever to fling into the dust-heap. I am, if nothing else, a monstrous clever fellow: and I think I shall endure, somehow. Yes, cap in hand goes through the land, as the saying is: and I believe I can contrive some trick to cheat oblivion when the need arises,” says Jurgen, trembling, and gulping, and with his eyes shut tight, but even so, with his mind quite made up about it. “Of course you may be right ; and certainly I cannot go so far as to say you are wrong: but still, at the same time—”

“Now, but before a fool’s opinion of himself,” the brown man cried, “the Gods are powerless. Oh, yes, and envious, too!”

And when Jurgen very cautiously opened his eyes the brown man had left him physically unharmed. But the state of Jurgen’s nervous system was deplorable.



view a spectacular blimp crash (read all 2 entries…)
done and done...

well, i had to shoot the damn thing down myself, i just got tired of waiting…worth the effort though…



revel in my chivalric tendencies (read all 2 entries…)
Then wear the gold hat,

if that will move her,
if you can bounce high, bounce for her too
til she cry “lover, gold-hatted high-bouncing lover,
i must have you!”



attend a mad tea party
and...

believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast each morning…



revel in my chivalric tendencies (read all 2 entries…)
ok, i admit it...

this is one of the very few ideals i’ll embrace…i love it, i honestly enjoy going out of my way to bring the slightest bit of happiness to the woman i love (yes, you)...there is something incomparable in doing whatever you can to care for someone you care about…



invite everyone to help me compile an extensive list of snaps...i.e. your mama's so old, so fat, so stupid...funniest submission earns web immortality...
your mama's so old...

she took her drivers test on a dinosaur…
your mama’s so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing, she said “moving.”
your mama’s so fat when she gets up off the couch the whole earth rises three inches…your mama got more chins than a chinese phonebook…your mama’s so fat her belt size is equator…your mama’s so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the vcr…your mama’s so fat the bitch bleeds gravy….the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs…



become hypocritical enough to be a conscientious nihilist
this...

is going to be exhausting…



be the best bloody chimney sweep in the whole of whitechapel
all the hard work paid off...

i am now the undisputed king of whitechapel sweeps…remember folks—with a little elbow grease you too can fulfill your dreams…



create a religion as absurd and irrational as the ones people actually believe in and make a shitload of money faith healing (what we in the business call "shearing the sheep") (read all 2 entries…)
also,

molestation will be mandatory for all clergy, in keeping with standard church policy….



practice pork barrel politics
mmm...

pork…



build a life-sized animatronic Maria Sharapova in the hope she'll be flattered enough to come see it (read all 2 entries…)
shame on you Anna Kournikova...

all these years you had me convinced that hot russian chicks had no tennis ability whatsoever…



go hiking and camping regularly
nuthin says fun like

a coyote screeching outside your thin mesh windows at 2 in the morning…gotta love the NY AT



enjoy something THIS much...
o ephemeral bliss...alternately,

be so happy i require a crash helmet….



publicly eviscerate a popular author, thereby proving that the sword is, in fact, mightier than the pen
hmmm...

i’m looking in your direction Philip Roth…though i did enjoy Portnoy’s Complaint…The Great American Novel was entertaining too, but you can’t make an omelet without eviscerating a few authors or eggs or something…



get the girl
yes, you...

Megan…of course…



hit a 90 mph fastball
mmm...

few things compare…



pattern my people skills according to the principles so eloquently put forth by Lord Humongous in The Road Warrior
The Ayatollah of Rock N' Rolla...

tell me this fucker ain’t cool…Bathhouse Jason with a nitrous boost…



walk fifty miles in a day (read all 2 entries…)
ow, ow, ow

the other night i walked just about 40 miles in 10 1/2 hours…the last five or ten were fairly agonizing, so as close as i was to 50 i held off for the moment, which was probably wise—judging from the pain i’m in now i was likely on the verge of damaging something…it worked out well for a practice run though, i think…it was completely unplanned, i just threw a few things in a backpack and decided to leave a couple hours before i usually go to bed…once i got going i tried to get as far from where i live as possible so i’d have no alternative but to make it back…next time i’ll make it twenty-five miles out…



become fluent in jive, and then speak nothing else to any and all authority figures
Shit man,

that honky mus’ be messin’ my old lady…got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know?



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