Tiger Wishes June Could Be a Do-Over




I'm doing 12 things
 

How I did it
How to get Hisself Organized
It took me
49 years
It made me
Discouraged


How to go to a strip club
It took me
10 months
It made me
Feel even sluttier


Recent entries
Wish Hawkmeister the naughtiest of birthdays and a year of adventure June 25
Happy Birthday, Hawk! 1 week ago

Best of luck in milking a goat.
(Is that a euphemism?)

Have an adventurous year and many more to come.
(Another euphemism?)

Happy Birthday, Hawk!



be more patient (especially with the terminally stupid) (read all 11 entries…)
What a Shame. 1 week ago

It’s bad enough that Farrah Fawcett died this morning of cancer, but now her story is shoved aside in favor of the sudden death of that freak Michael Jackson. The radio stopped talking about her and has shifted gears to cover nothing but the King of Pop (snort).



"Completely Wreck" Serenity's birthday on June 7th by doing fun and crazy things
Happy Belated Birthday, Sweets! 2 weeks ago

We were on vacation when this goal came around, and I haven’t been around much since we got back. But now that I am…

I hope your birthday was a special and magical day for you. You are such a beautiful and creatively beautiful woman. All woman I might add. :D I love your rare ability to find love and joy and peace and happiness in the simplest of things. You are truly gifted and a gift to us all.

((((Serenity))))



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