Best of luck in milking a goat.
(Is that a euphemism?)
Have an adventurous year and many more to come.
(Another euphemism?)
Happy Birthday, Hawk!
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Be More Patient (Especially with the Terminally Stupid)
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Think About a Rocky Mountain Meet-Up in September '09
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4 people |
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Piss in Uncle's Cereal
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2 people |
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CHEER Tartsy's platelets so they will climb higher, higher, HIGHER!!!
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2 people |
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Be Sofa King Funny
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1 person |
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43Things Cookbook
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9 people |
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"Christen" all of the rooms in our new place
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4 people |
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And Now Here's Something You'll Really Like
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1 person |
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Tell My Story Walkin'
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1 person |
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43 Weird Facts about Myself
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15 people |
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Toe socks and fingerless gloves...
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2 people |
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Take some silly tests and see if people will play with me!
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1 person |
How I did it: It didn't get done. It's not going to get done. He's not an organized person, and I am going to have to accept that. Like the saying goes: Don't mud wrestle with a pig -- you just get dirty and the pig likes it. Knowing when to give up is half the battle. Read how I did it…
How I did it: TG surprised me Saturday night by taking me to Fascinations (sex and more store) and to Shotgun Willy's (strip club) in Denver. "Go to a strip club' was one of my goals, but I didn't think I'd ever get there because of the expense so I took it off my list. TG kept tenting dollar bills on the stage for the dancers to dance for me. A couple of them put their boobs in my face, two of them kissed me on the cheek. and one of … Read how I did it…
Best of luck in milking a goat.
(Is that a euphemism?)
Have an adventurous year and many more to come.
(Another euphemism?)
Happy Birthday, Hawk!
It’s bad enough that Farrah Fawcett died this morning of cancer, but now her story is shoved aside in favor of the sudden death of that freak Michael Jackson. The radio stopped talking about her and has shifted gears to cover nothing but the King of Pop (snort).
We were on vacation when this goal came around, and I haven’t been around much since we got back. But now that I am…
I hope your birthday was a special and magical day for you. You are such a beautiful and creatively beautiful woman. All woman I might add. :D I love your rare ability to find love and joy and peace and happiness in the simplest of things. You are truly gifted and a gift to us all.
((((Serenity))))