I'm doing 23 things
They seem fine, but are so glad to see me again. Of course, with the cost of neutering the pack they are going to have to get used to cheaper cat food.
sansengnim's Life List
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1. learn korean
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2. play mah jong with President Bush, the Pope, and the Dalai Lama
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3. learn 5 languages
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4. learn how to play mahjong
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5. send V. P. Cheney a picture of Cheney, my cat, and her kittens
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6. get over my Asperger's
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7. buy a new fur coat
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8. throw one of my dirty manure boots at the Antichrist and hit him in the nose
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9. find a way to convert to Catholicism over the Internet
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10. become a cereal killer
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11. have lots of money
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12. turn USA into a monarchy
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13. clean out the barn
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14. Have an underground lair
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15. sew all my own clothes
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16. Go back in time, find Hitler, and send him to art school and make him give up politics
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17. write a novel
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18. destroy the Earth
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19. receive a letter from Hogwarts apologizing for the late owl but informing me that i am actually a wizard.
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20. become a saint
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21. Write a book and get it published
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22. own a camel
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23. Shop more at Walmart.
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Recent entries
and ask if she could send over one of the royals to be King or Queen of America. Prince Harry, maybe. Or Princess Anne. But she can’t bring her dog that killed the Queen’s dog to the White House because it might kill one of President Bush’s dogs. She can leave her dog in Sen. Feingold’s office.
God save the Queen!
Besides, I keep seeing the truck from the Circle R mink ranch going to the dairy farms to pick up the dead livestock (or should that be deadstock) and I wouldn’t want them to go out of business. Or this whole area would smell like dead cows instead of like cow manure. (Rural life is great, but smelly.)
