I'm doing 23 things
Cats home safe!
3 years ago
They seem fine, but are so glad to see me again. Of course, with the cost of neutering the pack they are going to have to get used to cheaper cat food.
sansengnim's Life List
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1. clean out the barn
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2. become a saint
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3. learn korean
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4. write a novel
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5. Have an underground lair
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6. learn 5 languages
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7. own a camel
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8. find a way to convert to Catholicism over the Internet
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9. Go back in time, find Hitler, and send him to art school and make him give up politics
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10. become a cereal killer
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11. receive a letter from Hogwarts apologizing for the late owl but informing me that i am actually a wizard.
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12. turn USA into a monarchy
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13. get over my Asperger's
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14. have lots of money
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15. play mah jong with President Bush, the Pope, and the Dalai Lama
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16. learn how to play mahjong
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17. send V. P. Cheney a picture of Cheney, my cat, and her kittens
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18. destroy the Earth
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19. Shop more at Walmart.
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20. sew all my own clothes
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21. buy a new fur coat
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22. Write a book and get it published
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23. throw one of my dirty manure boots at the Antichrist and hit him in the nose
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Recent entries
Let's all write the Queen
3 years ago
and ask if she could send over one of the royals to be King or Queen of America. Prince Harry, maybe. Or Princess Anne. But she can’t bring her dog that killed the Queen’s dog to the White House because it might kill one of President Bush’s dogs. She can leave her dog in Sen. Feingold’s office.
God save the Queen!
If only to piss off the PETA nazis....
3 years ago
Besides, I keep seeing the truck from the Circle R mink ranch going to the dairy farms to pick up the dead livestock (or should that be deadstock) and I wouldn’t want them to go out of business. Or this whole area would smell like dead cows instead of like cow manure. (Rural life is great, but smelly.)
