I'm doing 26 things
To the little old man who blew gallons of snot into a withering Kleenex tonight at dinner:
PLEASE go to the bathroom to take care of that kind of business! Listening to those chunks blow out of your nose made me want to puke my brains out.
scorpiogirl's Life List
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1. Stop worrying.
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2. Send a postcard to PostSecret
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3. Make out at a drive-in
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4. Study Astronomy
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5. Become a ghost hunter
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6. Kiss a bunny's nose.
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7. Confront someone the next time I see them blowing their nose in the middle of a restaurant
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8. Own a magical toy store
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9. Read Anna Karenina
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10. Meditate on a daily basis
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11. Cry until I can't cry anymore
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12. Learn about my past lives
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13. Throw a drink in someone's face
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14. Visit all 50 states
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15. Finally get a tattoo
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16. Control my road rage
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17. Go to the Magic Castle
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18. Write a book
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19. Travel to Greece
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20. Learn sign language
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21. Watch all the movies in my Netflix queue
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22. Ride a bike.
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23. Have a gemstone collection
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24. Give my hair a (long overdue) makeover
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25. Learn to play guitar.
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26. Speak Spanish fluently
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Recent entries
If I have to make a mandatory merge into your lane because I’m trying to get on the freeway and I’m running out of road, please LET ME GET OVER instead of speeding up. Otherwise I have no self-control over my middle finger.
I want 7000 square feet filled with pure magic. The floor will be clear glass so that you can see the mermaids gliding underwater. Balloons will dance, dolls will play hopscotch and the walls will be filled with candy made from the most magical of recipes.
