To the little old man who blew gallons of snot into a withering Kleenex tonight at dinner:
PLEASE go to the bathroom to take care of that kind of business! Listening to those chunks blow out of your nose made me want to puke my brains out.
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To the little old man who blew gallons of snot into a withering Kleenex tonight at dinner:
PLEASE go to the bathroom to take care of that kind of business! Listening to those chunks blow out of your nose made me want to puke my brains out.
If I have to make a mandatory merge into your lane because I’m trying to get on the freeway and I’m running out of road, please LET ME GET OVER instead of speeding up. Otherwise I have no self-control over my middle finger.
I want 7000 square feet filled with pure magic. The floor will be clear glass so that you can see the mermaids gliding underwater. Balloons will dance, dolls will play hopscotch and the walls will be filled with candy made from the most magical of recipes.