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I use excel for everything because I am never going to do any arithmetic again. I recommend excel for systems tracking and analysis, collating data, and simple statistical operations & metanalysis.

Please do not include charts in your spreadsheets unless you need to fool managers who can’t understand numbers. They detract from the functionality in every other way. I recommend using specialised software to spoonfeed the wankers who sign off on your budget, like powerpoint or mindjet.

I spent a year in London just for the sake of putting distance between myself and the states in ‘05. I worked for the NHS and I lived with a very nice girl of whom I was quite fond. I was cold most of the time, but I remember London fondly.

Order a set of friends off myspace before you go. If you are staying long, don’t rent accommodations sight unseen. Get to know some lifelong londoners. Hobnob with jet bums. Hobnob with australians, the place is fairly crawling with them. Eat some hobnobs (you’ll see.) Don’t let your new australian friends entice you to go drinking in WC1. You will feel like a stupid tourist and spend all your money really fast. Do go drinking with australians everywhere else.

look up at the buildings when you walk around. So what if people think you are a french tourist and hurl abuse at you? Walk from the embankment to barbican or moorgate or so through london city. Do it again in the rain.

I hope this is helpful

I want to get a black eye but I’m not sure how to go about giving myself one without risking injury to my eye itself. I’ve been thinking about using a mallet and something like a potato as a drift. Any thoughts?