I'm doing 20 things
one day but i will start off with shauna fat head mooring first, then molly mudflaps, then megan hump a stone, then my mother, then lauren killcross, johnny english, emma murphy, lauren widdop, rob sillitoe and finally jessica alba and miss sweaty fish eyes wilkes. that should do for now
serena8's Life List
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1. publish a book
2,571 people -
2. get 3 michelin stars
1 person -
3. open an ice cream shop.
4 people -
4. have 6 children
10 people -
5. marry joseph flanagan
1 person -
6. Have sex with Ashton Kutcher
1 person -
7. have sex with james franco
2 people -
8. have sex with paolo nutini
1 person -
9. have sex with john coogan
1 person -
10. open 3 restaurants
1 person -
11. Open a sweet shop
1 person -
12. become a mass murderer
1 entry1 person -
13. become an evil genius
4 people -
14. become the pope
6 people -
15. star in 5 porn films
1 person -
16. star in 50 movies
1 person -
17. become an assasin
11 people -
18. Join the mafia
64 people -
19. become an ice cream maker
1 person -
20. lose 1 1/2 stone
4 people
How I did it
It made me
excited! 
How I did it: i used her scarf to strangle her. i then spooned her eyes out and poured liquid nitrgoen in the empy sockets to freeze them out. I then grated off her nipples and shoved a massive tuba up her bum that came out her mouth. I then got my killer rabbit to bite off her toes Read how I did it…
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