Lol—this is hilariously awesome.
Matthew, if you are reading this, apparently there are at least three girls who would like to have constant sex with you.
What a way to give a guy an ego.
| 1. |
have a one night stand with Matthew Gray Gubler
1 entry |
16 people |
| 2. |
kiss matthew gray gubler
|
1 person |
| 3. |
go skydiving
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7,727 people |
| 4. |
become an actress
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1,952 people |
| 5. |
visit guatemala
1 entry |
18 people |
| 6. |
make a difference
|
7,190 people |
| 7. |
meet Elie Wiesel
|
9 people |
| 8. |
slap George W. Bush
|
2 people |
| 9. |
see every johnny depp movie
|
5 people |
| 10. |
learn to tie a cherry stem with my tongue
|
7 people |
| 11. |
go to a Jack Johnson concert
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16 people |
| 12. |
Get a tattoo
|
22,050 people |
| 13. |
stop biting my nails
|
7,330 people |
| 14. |
be on SNL
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41 people |
| 15. |
kiss johnny depp
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64 people |
| 16. |
receive a letter from Hogwarts apologizing for the late owl but informing me that i am actually a wizard.
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808 people |
| 17. |
choose a career
|
101 people |
| 18. |
see a ghost
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602 people |
| 19. |
make a snowman
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74 people |
| 20. |
slap renee zellweger
1 entry |
2 people |
| 21. |
get over him
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1,308 people |
| 22. |
Go to a Daughtry concert
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1 person |
| 23. |
have constant sex with matthew gray gubler
1 entry |
3 people |
Lol—this is hilariously awesome.
Matthew, if you are reading this, apparently there are at least three girls who would like to have constant sex with you.
What a way to give a guy an ego.
Just because she’s so freaking ugly. I know this is a terrible reason to want to slap somebody, but she just annoys me. It’s like her face is always contorted into this “what’s that smell?” look. So anyway, don’t worry, I don’t feel this way about a lot of people…generally I’m very nice and disgustingly optimistic, but Renee Zellweger makes me cringe for some reason…
I did a report over Guatemala a few weeks ago and it looks so freaking beautiful!! I can’t wait until I save up enough money to go!