I’ve done this perhaps half a dozen times over the last sixth months, mostly driven by the consumption of whole ears’ worth of corn.
I went to the dentist today; my teeth are immaculate. Beitelman claims flossing is for gum health rather than the prevention of cavities; frankly the successful maintenance of my tooth enamel is enough of an oral health accomplishment.
Mankind has survived for long enough without the ritual of flossing. Plus it’s really hard with a permanent retainer.
Sep 08, 2005, 08:03PM PDT | 0 comments
“I see a dice.
I see it from the inside, me at the bottom. I’m the weight, loading the dice to throw that number one up there above me. They got the dice loaded to throw a snake eyes, and I’m the load, six lumbs around me like white pillows is the other side of the dice, the number six that will always be down when he throws. What’s the other dice loaded for? I bet it’s loaded to throw one too. Snake eyes. They’re shooting with crookies against him, and I’m the load.
Look out, here comes the toss. Ay, lady, the smokehouse is empty and baby needs a new pair of opera pumps. Comin’ at ya. Faw!
Crapped out.”
Aug 25, 2005, 08:57PM PDT | 0 comments
today i was inspired by some new music i discovered via limewire and finally went through my old cds. i realized that between the plastic bagful i’ve had in my bookshelf for the last year and this new tower, there’s at least a few hundred dollars in it for me if i swallow my fear of other people’s opinion of my terrible, terrible history of taste in music.
Aug 20, 2005, 08:57PM PDT | 0 comments
I'm doing 43 things
