It was like a dream coming true
4 years ago
Nothing is quite so fulfilling as giving the most powerful man in the free world the bird!
| 1. |
write a book and have it published
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2,702 people |
| 2. |
become famous
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2,097 people |
| 3. |
achieve enlightenment
1 cheer |
169 people |
| 4. |
get a job that doesn't make me want to kill someone else
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 5. |
get a job that doesn't make me want to kill myself
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 6. |
break all ten commandments
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2 people |
| 7. |
win
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184 people |
| 8. |
walk on the moon
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146 people |
| 9. |
poke Karl Rove in the eye
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 10. |
read Machiavelli's "The Prince"
1 cheer |
7 people |
| 11. |
live forever
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765 people |
| 12. |
perform standup comedy
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123 people |
| 13. |
swim with dolphins
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7,395 people |
| 14. |
blow open a paranoid conspiracy theory (they laughed at me and said I was crazy but I'll show them, I'll show them all)
4 cheers |
1 person |
| 15. |
live in England
1 cheer |
473 people |
| 16. |
start a business
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2,098 people |
Nothing is quite so fulfilling as giving the most powerful man in the free world the bird!