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Kaley

is selling oranges by the freeway.



I'm doing 42 things
  

Kaley's Life List

  2. 1. Get a new car
    2 cheers     		743 people
  3. 2. Get my GED
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		1,743 people
  4. 3. graduate from cosmetology school
    		4 people
  5. 4. Work for MAC Cosmetics
    1 entry     		12 people
  6. 5. get my own place
    1 entry     		736 people
  7. 6. Do make-up for runway
    		1 person
  8. 7. have enough money to live comfortably
    		23 people
  9. 8. Marry my soulmate
    1 entry . 1 cheer     		591 people
  10. 9. eat healthier
    		9,757 people
  11. 10. take ballroom dancing lessons
    1 entry     		225 people
  12. 11. Weigh 115 pounds
    4 cheers     		152 people
  13. 12. look anorexic
    1 cheer     		5 people
  14. 13. Get plastic surgery
    1 entry     		198 people
  15. 14. accept myself the way I am
    1 cheer     		29 people
  16. 15. Learn the books of the Bible (in order)
    1 entry . 4 cheers     		485 people
  17. 16. grow marijuana
    		108 people
  18. 17. watch all futurama episodes
    1 cheer     		194 people
  19. 18. visit a nude beach
    4 cheers     		92 people
  20. 19. ride an elephant
    5 cheers     		742 people
  21. 20. Take a shower outside
    6 cheers     		4 people
  22. 21. stop doing drugs
    7 cheers     		77 people
  23. 22. Get a waterbed
    2 cheers     		5 people
  24. 23. Win a contest.
    		163 people
  25. 24. See a movie in a drive-in
    4 cheers     		250 people
  26. 25. watch all csi episodes
    		1,403 people
  27. 26. get my teeth professionally whitened
    		16 people
  28. 27. Get my labret pierced
    		30 people
  29. 28. get a clitoral hood piercing
    		5 people
  30. 29. Get a tattoo
    3 cheers     		19,608 people
  31. 30. Get my eyebrows tattooed on
    		1 person
  32. 31. Become a SuicideGirl
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		53 people
  33. 32. Pose for Playboy and/or Hustler
    		1 person
  34. 33. have a boyfriend that spoils me
    1 cheer     		19 people
  35. 34. have a healthy relationship in which love is equally given and received
    1 cheer     		2 people
  36. 35. Go to a nightclub
    		21 people
  37. 36. crowd surf at a concert
    4 cheers     		15 people
  38. 37. Take a road trip with my friends
    3 cheers     		29 people
  39. 38. sleep with someone famous
    1 entry . 3 cheers     		15 people
  40. 39. Write a letter to Charles Manson
    		3 people
  41. 40. Go shopping on Melrose Avenue
    		2 people
  42. 41. Have someone write a song about me
    		109 people
  43. 42. participate in an orgy
    		15 people

How I did it
How to get my tongue pierced.
It took me
5 years
It made me
OW!

How I did it: I was going to go on my 18th birthday and get it done (which is in 2 months) but I have been working really hard lately, and I also lost 13 pounds, so I decided to get it early and reward myself for all my hard work. A girl in my cosmetology class let me borrow her driver's license since its suspended anyway so I used her ID. My mom doesn't have a problem with piercings, she's just too lazy to take me to get it done. Read how I did it…

May 18, 09:41PM PDT | 0 comments


How to watch all the South Park Episodes
It took me
3 years
It made me

How I did it: I have a lot of spare time on my hands. I love South Park. I think it provides a lot of wisdom and insight if you are mature enough to overlook the sarcastic toilet humor. My favorite episodes are "All About Mormons", "Douche and Turd", "Do the Handicapped go to Hell?" and "Major Boobage" (the one where Kenny gets high on cat pee and trips balls in "Heavy Metal" titty land). The movie is pretty good too. Read how I did it…

Dec 21, 11:33PM PST | 0 comments


How to have an orgasm
It took me
6 months
It made me

How I did it: Practice makes perfect... I've never experienced this with someone else, all solo, because I'm pretty much the only one who knows exactly which area to pay attention to and stuff. I feel kind of weird typing this on here, but I wish someone else would have given me advice about this when I first started trying to experience it. Read how I did it…

Sep 18, 09:01PM PDT | 0 comments | 2 cheers


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Recent entries
get my tongue pierced.
FINALLY. 1 month ago

I’ve wanted my tongue pierced since I was like, 12, so I’ve been waiting over 5 years for this shit! I was gonna wait until my 18th birthday, but I just got my paycheck and it was like $395! I worked hard for that money too! (I attend beauty school full time, 9-5, then I work 5:30-11; a 16 hour day). Im 17, 18 in two months. A girl in my cosmetology class loaned me her ID and I went and got it done Saturday night (5/16/09) as a reward to myself for all my hard work! It cost $50.

May 18, 12:32PM PDT | 0 comments


stop biting my nails (read all 2 entries…)
These are my real nails. 3 months ago

Awesome.

Apr 03, 01:54AM PDT | 0 comments


pierce my nose
Untitled 3 months ago

My mom was the one who suggested it like 2 years ago. I did it myself though today to save us the $50.

Mar 15, 12:35PM PDT | 0 comments


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