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spleeny

spleeny's Life List

2. 1.

   have a psychological disorder named after me 3 cheers

   1 person

3. 2.

   become a writer with a cult following 1 cheer

   2 people

4. 3.

   be able to communicate with bees 1 cheer

   2 people

5. 4.

   attend my own funeral

   2 people

6. 5.

   have a group of children and collectively name them Mr.Darcy

   1 person

7. 6.

   confuse someone to tears 1 cheer

   8 people

8. 7.

   ride a manta ray 1 cheer

   4 people

9. 8.

   successfully wear a strapless bra 1 cheer

   4 people

10. 9.

    open my own all-in-one bar/coffee house/movie theatre/gay brothel (with a Victorian or 1920's theme)/thrift store/arcade 1 cheer

    1 person

11. 10.

    find Joe 1 cheer

    2 people

12. 11.

    exhume Shakespeare's bones and yell at them 1 cheer

    2 people

13. 12.

    find out I'm adopted

    2 people

14. 13.

    beat someone i dislike to a bloody pulp with no consequences

    2 people

15. 14.

    have my ashes snorted by my friend's friend 1 cheer

    1 person

16. 15.

    destroy car insurance

    1 person

17. 16.

    overcome my fear of doors

    1 person

18. 17.

    understand the mind of a serial killer and/or a christian

    1 person

19. 18.

    have They Might Be Giants compose and sing my life's theme song

    1 person

20. 19.

    convince Matt Groening to continue Futurama 1 cheer

    1 person

21. 20.

    be acknowledged as the official queen of thrift store shopping

    1 person

22. 21.

    dance with knives

    1 person

23. 22.

    dance to "Evil" by Interpol at my wedding 1 cheer

    2 people

24. 23.

    have an epiphany about the meaning of life while eating at Denny's

    1 person

25. 24.

    visit the bermuda triangle

    19 people