It’s almost worth starting smoking for. Almost.
Sarita Beers's Life List
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1. Eradicate the human race.
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2. Cause trouble.
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3. Kidnap someone.
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4. Ride on a free radical.
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5. Tear down the wall between lucid dreaming &life.
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6. Live completely underground.
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7. Colonize the oceans with Bob Ballard.
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8. Toboggan down the Great Wall of China.
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9. Find an amazing girlfriend &keep her.
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10. Write backwards. All the time.
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11. Prove myself to no one.
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12. NEVER BREED. EVER.
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13. Save the planet, kill myself.
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14. Never adapt.
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15. Never have my life be able to fall into neat little boxes.
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16. CRITICAL MASS! FOOD NOT BOMBS! a.k.a. Live the life I've wanted to since I was fifteen.
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17. Let everyone learn lessons on their own.
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18. Sleep upside down.
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19. Become John Chapman.
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20. Become Captain Planet.
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21. Finish learning Cheirology.
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22. Build a treehouse, but sleep on the branches.
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23. Seriously get started with this whole music thing.
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24. Learn to swim, not just practice the art of non-drowning.
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25. Road trip forever.
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26. Truly live by the concepts of Thanatos &Eros, knowing that Thanatos wins in the end.
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27. Participate in a Haitian Vodou ritual, especially the burning brandy &becoming possessed parts.
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28. Aquire a used commuter plane &turn it into an amazing underwater apartment.
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29. Take total control over Mensa.
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30. Buy a head-to-toe neon snowsuit.
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31. Spin fire poi.
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32. Invest in an underwater camera.
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33. Learn how to blow shapes in smoke.
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34. Run away to Bhutan. Really.
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35. Cornfields, wine, full moon. Kerouac style.
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36. Go on a hot air balloon ride &throw up on the unsuspecting people below.
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37. Skateboard shoeless.
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38. LOFTCUBE. Get one.
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39. Grow many kinds of potatoes.
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Recent entries
Donedonedone!
Now, to get money for the other arm &everything else to come.
I need a sugar daddy, hmmmm.
p.s. it looks much better sans swelling (oh god so much swelling)/newness.
Just get enough money to finish this left one!
One more massive color/shading session left to go.
Then nothing will stop me from starting the right one, oh no oh no!



