I'm doing 33 things
It's not impossible...
4 years ago
...for me anyway. I can twist my arm in a 360* circle, which puts my elbow where the inside usually is. This makes me able to lick it without incident.
stupidjoketeller's Life List
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1. Not say anything behind someone's back that I wouldn't say to their face
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2. Start seriously putting money into my college fund
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3. Play a prank on a telemarketer
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4. consume less
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5. support small businesses
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6. get a 4.0 semester GPA
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7. never buy anything from Starbucks
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8. be remembered
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9. be successful
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10. Attend a UC
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11. Have a good career
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12. Learn fluent French
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13. start a comedy club at my school
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14. Don't worry, be happy
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15. get good at baseball
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16. Write a book
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17. Get out more
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18. stop telling so many stupid jokes
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19. practice guitar more often
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20. Make a movie
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21. not be conformist
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22. play paintball
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23. Improve my handwriting
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24. Make my parents proud
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25. Have a successful marriage
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26. learn to dance
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27. know exactly who and what it is I'm voting for
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28. come up with 10 more things
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29. Never get bored in life
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30. Get on the Late Show by licking my elbow
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31. Put off procrastination
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32. make a republican look like an idiot
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33. ride muni for a day with no predetermined destination
1 person
Recent entries
Untitled
4 years ago
Well, this will be here for a couple of years, seeing as I’m 16. (although I can vote for student delegate to the school board). If you don’t know what it is you’re voting for, or you haven’t given it serious thought, it doesn’t deserve your vote. The major problem with America today is that people refuse to give ideas serious thought for fear of contradicting preset social beliefs. The mob mentality has never done anybody any good, and I never want to buy into it.
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4 years ago
We flew direct from SFO to Charles de Gaulle. That was a long flight. As soon as we got there we just explored Paris. Paris is without a doubt one of the most beautiful places in the world. Everybody was so friendly (which contradicted an old American stereotype.) We then visited my uncle’s family in Avingon. That was also very beautiful. It was awesome. Vive la France.
