I'm doing 36 things
i just read another persons list and now i feel that i should attempt to explain my reasoning behind this particular goal.
i fell in love with her.
what else can i say?
i dont know her, beyond what i have seen on television, in movies, and what ive read that she chooses to make public and yeah fine ok its pretty goddamn pathetic for a 26 year old chick to have an unrequited crush on a movie star.
lucky for me, ive accepted being pathetic and childish and if i want to kiss Shmee goodnight before i go to bed and make sure all my stuffed animals are tucked in all cozy, then i will and if you have a problem with that, well, c’mere. ill sharpen my knives on your face.
so ive never met her. i still think shes awesome. she is doing what i want to be doing and helping people and offering a hand in friendship to the sick and the weary and the helpless and i commend her for that. bravo.
and i love drawing her face.
apathy annie bianco's Life List
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1. accept the death of the Fametracker forums
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2. get more tattoos
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3. visit all 50 states
2 cheers7,149 people -
4. throttle my chakras
2 cheers3 people -
5. expose the freemasons
2 cheers1 person -
6. Invent a new ice cream flavor and name it after something rude before they can stop me
1 entry . 4 cheers14 people -
7. pose nude
2 cheers416 people -
8. have a song written about me
3 cheers295 people -
9. grow horns
1 cheer4 people -
10. identify 100 things that make me happy (besides money)
1 cheer7,156 people -
11. smoke a cigarette
3 cheers63 people -
12. Accept death of Sirius Black
1 entry . 3 cheers159 people -
13. re-read all five Harry Potter books back to back before Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince comes out
1 cheer23 people -
14. punch someone in the face
1 cheer88 people -
15. Sell my soul
2 cheers38 people -
16. meet Jhonen Vasquez
1 entry . 2 cheers35 people -
17. take a bubble bath with lots of scented candles around
1 cheer29 people -
18. lose 105 pounds. ha.
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19. be a famous victim
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20. make the sims2 work on my computer
1 cheer2 people -
21. have an underground lair
3 cheers428 people -
22. commit suicide
1 entry . 2 cheers1,285 people -
23. find and buy some brass knuckles
3 cheers27 people -
24. abandon civilization
3 cheers18 people -
25. be perfect
2 cheers321 people -
26. write a book about surviving self annhialation
1 cheer1 person -
27. Invent AI, a reral singular intelligent unit, on which the whole world can be rebuilt
1 cheer1 person -
28. be cremated
2 cheers18 people -
29. fight zombies
6 cheers90 people -
30. meet jesus christ
3 cheers6 people -
31. be a mercenary
1 cheer7 people -
32. overcome anorexia
10 cheers45 people -
33. overcome bulimia
8 cheers209 people -
34. meet angelina jolie
2 entries . 2 cheers194 people -
35. overcome self mutilation
1 entry . 4 cheers13 people -
36. Own a cat
2 cheers284 people
if anyone reading this shit knows him, you know, like a six degrees to kevin bacon kind of deal but not involving kevin bacon at all, tell the man that he is a god among insects and he owes it to posterity to procreate immediately. also while youre at it, sort of just sort of let it slip sort of that i am his most devoted disciple and would gladly donate my womb to the incubation of his spawn. but try to be cool about it, ok? i mean, dont make me sound like a whackjob or anything or youll wake up one night to me trimming your fingernails to the shoulder with a chainsaw.
cheerio-
anne gwish
i like your picture of noodleboy up there, clever, clever.
yes, it is always worth whipping his ass. i dont even know who youre talking about and i am giving you a hearty thumbs-up.
it just feels really good. very therapeutic.
