 I'm doing 20 things |
| 1. |
eat my way to freedom
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2 people |
| 2. |
choose a more effective religion
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1 person |
| 3. |
make love to a cloud
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1 person |
| 4. |
not want to anymore, ever!
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1 person |
| 5. |
build a programmable anus
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1 person |
| 6. |
love Rhonda despite her faults (buckteeth, bad breath, backsliding, judgmental)
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1 person |
| 7. |
take off this damn helmet
1 entry |
1 person |
| 8. |
taste human flesh
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7 people |
| 9. |
finally stop feeling so guilty about killing that guy
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1 person |
| 10. |
learn to sew
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3,471 people |
| 11. |
beat the odds
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11 people |
| 12. |
sober up long enough to make it to my daughter's wedding
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2 people |
| 13. |
diversify my stock portfolio using only raisins and duct tape
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1 person |
| 14. |
treat myself to a Sitz bath
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1 person |
| 15. |
live everyday as if it were Wednesday
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 16. |
stop throwing feces at my trainer
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 17. |
fight the good fight in tight leather pants
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 18. |
trade in my Oedipal complex for a Messiah complex
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 19. |
stop bitching and just get on with life
1 cheer |
1 person |
| 20. |
remove my scrotum
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1 person |
There are tons of reasons I want to take this thing off. The strap is too tight, I can’t hear very well and it’s really frickin’ hot. Sure, I know am safer with it on, but part of me believes—deep down-that life will just be better without it on. Right? It’ll take some courage, though, courage I just don’t have right now.
One day. Maybe.
(What is RSS?)
brahma wants to Learn astronomy
whiten my teeth
paint a self portrait
exercise regularly
Finish Anna Karenina
finish high school
S a r a h wants to Read one book a month
learn reiki
Finish my website
bathe in a waterfall
streak
meet alicia simmons
Host a dinner party
lose 50 pounds
visit all 50 states
snowboard
reinvent myself
start a savings account
