my sister
22 months ago
keeps trying to convince me to move in with them and says that if i do they’ll have babies right away. and i CAN’T WAIT! to be that awesome crazy aunt before i get to be an awesome crazy mom.
| 1. |
be famous
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2,314 people |
| 2. |
make out with someone. right now.
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1 person |
| 3. |
drop acid
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204 people |
| 4. |
be free!!!
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1,040 people |
| 5. |
feel attractive
1 entry |
46 people |
| 6. |
adopt a dog from a shelter.
1 entry |
58 people |
| 7. |
learn how to drive stick-shift
1 entry |
4,456 people |
| 8. |
run a marathon with my dad
1 entry . 1 cheer |
7 people |
| 9. |
live organically
1 cheer |
9 people |
| 10. |
do shrooms
1 cheer |
83 people |
| 11. |
be listened to
1 cheer |
14 people |
| 12. |
Lose 30 pounds
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5,156 people |
| 13. |
move out
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3,068 people |
| 14. |
be the "cool" aunt
1 entry |
19 people |
| 15. |
grow my hair longer
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397 people |
| 16. |
eat healthier
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10,149 people |
| 17. |
find a best friend
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410 people |
| 18. |
get over my eating disorder
1 cheer |
44 people |
| 19. |
start writing again
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371 people |
| 20. |
have lots of kids
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43 people |
| 21. |
Send something to post secret
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659 people |
| 22. |
live in california
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501 people |
| 23. |
live in canada
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274 people |
| 24. |
be a good surfer
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6 people |
| 25. |
make my own soap
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101 people |
| 26. |
go on a road trip
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3,500 people |
| 27. |
stop cracking my knuckles
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162 people |
| 28. |
STOP ANIMAL ABUSE!!!
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57 people |
| 29. |
live in a house with a porch
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5 people |
| 30. |
be happy again
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220 people |
| 31. |
stop being so damn shy
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3 people |
| 32. |
learn to let go
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566 people |
| 33. |
learn to belly dance
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2,299 people |
| 34. |
learn how to talk to people
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204 people |
| 35. |
go to tuscany
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31 people |
| 36. |
learn latin
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1,883 people |
| 37. |
have more patience
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636 people |
| 38. |
visit every state in the U.S.
1 entry |
564 people |
| 39. |
give myself a make-over
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78 people |
keeps trying to convince me to move in with them and says that if i do they’ll have babies right away. and i CAN’T WAIT! to be that awesome crazy aunt before i get to be an awesome crazy mom.
December 23, 2004.
And so many times since.
Changed my life in innumerable ways.
<3
If at first you don’t succeed, fuck the world and smoke some weed.