funnily enough on a section of beach where me and my hippy friends go for long walks and bonfires theres a couple of old abandoned sea defences….. now all i need are turrets, henchman and a george forman grill and dominion will be mine today the petrol station snackfoods shelf…... tomorrow the world
the_spandex_bandit's Life List
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1. assasinate a president
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2. make use of the word 'noob' punishable by death
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3. Become a zombie
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4. Destroy the sun
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5. learn something new every day
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6. Take over the world
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7. have a secret underground lair
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8. sing like no one's listening
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9. slap god
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3 years ago
i tried converting a few to paganism but they werent happy about it so i made them hindu and that made them worse, when i tried making them catholic they stopped masturbating and became suicidal… in the end whats the use they seem happiest when left alone…. as is the rest of the world
