the_spandex_bandit




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have a secret underground lair
Untitled 3 years ago

funnily enough on a section of beach where me and my hippy friends go for long walks and bonfires theres a couple of old abandoned sea defences….. now all i need are turrets, henchman and a george forman grill and dominion will be mine today the petrol station snackfoods shelf…... tomorrow the world



convert an atheist
Untitled 3 years ago

i tried converting a few to paganism but they werent happy about it so i made them hindu and that made them worse, when i tried making them catholic they stopped masturbating and became suicidal… in the end whats the use they seem happiest when left alone…. as is the rest of the world



slap god
Untitled 3 years ago

there are a thousand reasons to do it and only one reason not to and once i find a way to reach the bastard there’ll be one less




 

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