Chris Crocker is SOO HOT!! I want to look like that bitch!
<3 <3 <3
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dress like a girl
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11 people |
| 2. |
Fall in love
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24,486 people |
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get married
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18,667 people |
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collect really bad jokes
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5 people |
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have a family
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1,252 people |
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buy eyepatches and give them to all of my friends so that we can all walk down the street and be the coolest pirates ever
1 cheer |
1 person |
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Dress like a pirate
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21 people |
| 8. |
write a love song
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72 people |
| 9. |
Write a good book
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237 people |
| 10. |
identify 100 things that make me happy (besides money)
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7,181 people |
| 11. |
Travel in space
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494 people |
| 12. |
witness the end of IE
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738 people |
| 13. |
Learn Lisp
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267 people |
| 14. |
look like chris crocker
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1 person |
| 15. |
gay sex
1 cheer |
38 people |
| 16. |
Dress in drag
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19 people |
| 17. |
write a book
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26,155 people |
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fight the complete over commercialism of America
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1 person |
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Contribute to an open source software project
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801 people |
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go to Rome
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307 people |
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do my homework
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617 people |
| 22. |
take voice lessons
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754 people |
| 23. |
write handwritten letters
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27 people |
| 24. |
be as cool as Strong Bad
1 cheer |
15 people |
| 25. |
write a science fiction novel
1 cheer |
61 people |
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read the entire Dragonlance series
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2 people |
| 27. |
skinny dip
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776 people |
| 28. |
Become a better programmer
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951 people |
| 29. |
jump into water fully clothed
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91 people |
| 30. |
Be fluent in another language
1 cheer |
216 people |
| 31. |
read 100 books in 2006
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87 people |
| 32. |
model nude for an artist
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102 people |
| 33. |
Invent a time machine
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44 people |
| 34. |
turn 21
1 cheer |
111 people |
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stop eating sugar
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444 people |
| 36. |
Time travel
1 cheer |
327 people |
| 37. |
master latin
1 entry |
22 people |
| 38. |
beat Zork
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4 people |
| 39. |
try absinthe
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298 people |
| 40. |
Go skydiving
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6,592 people |
| 41. |
Marry the love of my life.
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861 people |
| 42. |
raise a son who will be a wonderful husband one day
1 cheer |
28 people |
Six months and four days ago, I became a vegetarian! Now that I’ve passed the six month mark, my family is pressuring me to stop, but I don’t think I will – it’s too much fun, and it’s far too tasty! Plus, after about four months, the mere smell of meat in the room makes one run out and vomit somewhere; at least if it’s strong enough.
Become a vegetarian! If you can’t become a vegetarian, at least eat kosher so you know the beasts died semi-decently (aka NO VEAL!!). Save the world!!! We don’t need to eat meat!
Seriously, the runner’s high you get after doing this kind of work out is well worth the effort getting there from constant running and developing of your cardiovascular system. Worth it!!