utterlycorrupt

is utterly, utterly....



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utterlycorrupt's Life List

  1. 1. purchase a champion rooster so i can shamelessly extol the virtues of my cock
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    1 person
  2. 2. get my comeuppance
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    1 person
  3. 3. own a cheshire cat
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    2 people
  4. 4. be appreciated for my wonderful heart, my irresistible wittiness, and my absolutely fascinating sense of sensuality...
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    1 person
  5. 5. alienate everyone who could possibly care for me through the sheer enormity of my flaws
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    1 person
  6. 6. brraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnssssssss
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    1 person
  7. 7. be more miserable and abusive, especially for no good reason
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    1 person
  8. 8. shower my secretary with praise and adoration more often...in a most gentlemanly manner, of course...
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    1 person
  9. 9. regret my teens and twenties well into my thirties and forties...
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    1 person
  10. 10. be cooler than the other side of the pillow...
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    1 person
  11. 11. oscillate between sickeningly optimistic romanticism and absolutely soul-crushing despair...
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    2 people
  12. 12. find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto...more often
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    2 people
  13. 13. lose every last bit of my innocence
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    1 person
  14. 14. sell snake oil and have a meaningful career as a carpetbagger
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    1 person
  15. 15. slay with my wings whoever disturbs the sleep of the pharoah
    1 person
  16. 16. believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast
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    2 people
  17. 17. convince myself that i really am what i want myself to be...and to hell with existentialism....
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    1 person
  18. 18. grow myself a slavish army of bizarre human/cauliflower hybrids in my vegetable garden...
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    1 person
  19. 19. encourage everyone to think exactly like me, right down to the most inconsequential particular
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    1 person
  20. 20. plunder and pillage
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    2 people
  21. 21. hang out with Alex and his droogies
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    2 people
  22. 22. organize an arm-wrestling tournament among the deities of the world's religions
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    1 person
  23. 23. have my sound laid down by the Underground
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    1 person
  24. 24. die in a side-splittingly funny manner
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    1 person
  25. 25. corrupt the youth of Athens
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  26. 26. try heroin
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  27. 27. become a cryptozoologist and, eventually, ride Champ, Ogopogo, or any other suitably serpentine aquatic beastie
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    4 people
  28. 28. design a workable, intellectually-based metaphysic of morality
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    1 person
  29. 29. wallow in my humanity
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    1 person
  30. 30. construct a memorial for all those poor bastards who died in an incident of autoerotic asphyxiation gone terribly wrong
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    1 person
  31. 31. have no sympathy whatsoever for the gored matador
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  32. 32. be more like you--because you're ALWAYS right...
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    1 person
  33. 33. eradicate all religions dependent on sin and/or hell
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    3 people
  34. 34. focus all my unfocused bitterness
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    2 people
  35. 35. flutter pulses when i say good morning and glitter when i walk
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wallow in my humanity (read all 3 entries…)
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In that country the animals
have the faces of people:

the ceremonial
cats possessing the streets

the fox run
politely to earth, the huntsmen
standing around him, fixed
in their tapestry of manners

the bull, embroidered
with blood and given
an elegant death, trumpets, his name
stamped on him, heraldic brand
because

(when he rolled
on the sand, sword in his heart, the teeth
in his blue mouth were human)

he is really a man

even the wolves, holding resonant
conversations in their
forests thickened with legend.

In this country the animals   
have the faces of
animals.
Their eyes 
flash once in car headlights
and are gone.
Their deaths are not elegant.
They have the faces of   
no-one.


flutter pulses when i say good morning and glitter when i walk
anyone

for e. a. robinson? c’mon he had some pretty decent stuff…ruben bright? miniver cheevy? how can’t ya love a child of scorn?



cut that number in half and double it
yep

do the math, i’m going nowhere kids….



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