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utterlycorrupt

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2. 1.

   purchase a champion rooster so i can shamelessly extol the virtues of my cock 1 entry . 35 cheers

   1 person

3. 2.

   get my comeuppance 7 cheers

   1 person

4. 3.

   own a cheshire cat 1 entry . 13 cheers

   1 person

5. 4.

   be appreciated for my wonderful heart, my irresistible wittiness, and my absolutely fascinating sense of sensuality... 1 entry . 8 cheers

   1 person

6. 5.

   alienate everyone who could possibly care for me through the sheer enormity of my flaws 1 entry . 5 cheers

   1 person

7. 6.

   brraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnssssssss 1 entry . 8 cheers

   1 person

8. 7.

   be more miserable and abusive, especially for no good reason 1 entry . 7 cheers

   1 person

9. 8.

   shower my secretary with praise and adoration more often...in a most gentlemanly manner, of course... 1 entry . 7 cheers

   1 person

10. 9.

    regret my teens and twenties well into my thirties and forties... 1 entry . 4 cheers

    1 person

11. 10.

    be cooler than the other side of the pillow... 1 entry . 8 cheers

    1 person

12. 11.

    oscillate between sickeningly optimistic romanticism and absolutely soul-crushing despair... 2 entries . 11 cheers

    2 people

13. 12.

    find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto...more often 1 entry . 5 cheers

    2 people

14. 13.

    lose every last bit of my innocence 2 entries . 7 cheers

    1 person

15. 14.

    sell snake oil and have a meaningful career as a carpetbagger 1 entry . 1 cheer

    1 person

16. 15.

    slay with my wings whoever disturbs the sleep of the pharoah

    1 person

17. 16.

    believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast 1 cheer

    1 person

18. 17.

    flutter pulses when i say good morning and glitter when i walk

    1 person

19. 18.

    Invade Poland. Blame it on Germany. 3 team members . 10 cheers

    15 people

20. 19.

    convince myself that i really am what i want myself to be...and to hell with existentialism.... 1 entry . 13 cheers

    1 person

21. 20.

    grow myself a slavish army of bizarre human/cauliflower hybrids in my vegetable garden... 1 entry . 8 cheers

    1 person

22. 21.

    plunder and pillage 1 entry . 21 cheers

    2 people

23. 22.

    hang out with Alex and his droogies 2 entries . 15 cheers

    1 person

24. 23.

    organize an arm-wrestling tournament among the deities of the world's religions 1 entry . 18 cheers

    1 person

25. 24.

    have my sound laid down by the Underground 1 entry . 16 cheers

    1 person

26. 25.

    die in a side-splittingly funny manner 1 entry . 25 cheers

    1 person

27. 26.

    corrupt the youth of Athens 17 cheers

    1 person

28. 27.

    try heroin 1 entry . 7 cheers

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29. 28.

    become a cryptozoologist and, eventually, ride Champ, Ogopogo, or any other suitably serpentine aquatic beastie 10 cheers

    4 people

30. 29.

    design a workable, intellectually-based metaphysic of morality 1 entry . 12 cheers

    1 person

31. 30.

    wallow in my humanity 2 entries . 11 cheers

    1 person

32. 31.

    construct a memorial for all those poor bastards who died in an incident of autoerotic asphyxiation gone terribly wrong 1 entry . 12 cheers

    1 person

33. 32.

    have no sympathy whatsoever for the gored matador 1 entry . 17 cheers

    1 person

34. 33.

    be more like you--because you're ALWAYS right... 1 entry . 21 cheers

    1 person

35. 34.

    eradicate all religions dependent on sin and/or hell 2 entries . 22 cheers

    3 people

36. 35.

    focus all my unfocused bitterness 1 entry . 14 cheers

    2 people

37. 36.

    encourage everyone to think exactly like me, right down to the most inconsequential particular 1 entry . 10 cheers

    1 person

38. 37.

    cut that number in half and double it

    1 person