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Paid a mint for Curse of Lono. Totally worth it. Makes me want to throw a cheap metal garbage can under a passing bus or carve a little Z on my forehead.

If you don’t know how to properly tie a tie LEARN NOW. There is nothing more pathetic that seeing some eager young buck professional looking sharp and then his tie looks like some janky boyscout knot. A poorly tied tie not only ruins your whole overall look, but your well dressed boss/CEO will scorn you as a rank ameteur to be stuck in the lower ranks with the peons forever. Because you are a dork. Also, buying a suit off a rack is fine, but for christ’s sake, get the cuffs and trousers professionally tailored otherwise you will look like a rube.

Absolutely amazing. Gold EVERYWHERE. Best advice, go tour the gardens about closing time, find a private spot and have a quickie shag. I shagged in the garden at Versailles. Those are some bad ass bragging rights.
Do not touch anything. Do not attempt to stray from the tour. Do not take anything (including dead wood from the garden). I learned the hard way when I tried to exit with a neat-o dead twig that had been pruned from a yew tree. They got really pissy and I ended up sulking out feeling like the ugly American. Then again, the French are ALWAYS pissy. Good wine though.