I'm doing 31 things
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3 weeks ago
I think to uppercut a damn unicorn, those rainbow beasts that think they rule the radical fairy forest, would be downright satisfying.
vesalius's Life List
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1. write a novella
63 people -
2. eat hakarl
1 person -
3. make moonshine
1 cheer26 people -
4. grow fruit trees
18 people -
5. have a garden
787 people -
6. make a gnome
1 person -
7. find a gnome
1 person -
8. be satisfied
160 people -
9. have a workshop
9 people -
10. get a truck
37 people -
11. lecture
2 people -
12. fight a unicorn
1 entry1 person -
13. and win
1 person -
14. inspire someone
1,221 people -
15. go to South America
245 people -
16. Make Steampunk Goggles
3 people -
17. go to japan
3,333 people -
18. Go to Romania
49 people -
19. Get a tattoo
20,237 people -
20. play theremin
2 people -
21. learn an instrument
227 people -
22. become an artist
390 people -
23. take good photos
45 people -
24. Be happily married
140 people -
25. open a restaurant
510 people -
26. make more money
2,235 people -
27. learn amharic
91 people -
28. have a zen room
1 cheer1 person -
29. be cleaner
44 people -
30. wrestle a shark
6 people -
31. be a lumberjack
8 people
How I did it
It made me
whargarbl 
How I did it: i actually hit him in the back of the head with a gigantic cardboard box, but it was done with the same feelings a properly delivered backhanded bitch slap would be done with. Read how I did it…
It made me
DELICIOUS! 
How I did it: I used to draw gnome pictures all the time and leave them places. I found some unfinished gnome statues tucked away at an arboretum and took em' home painted em to reflect the glory. can't stop collecting em now. Read how I did it…
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