I'm doing 6 things
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1. make stories
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2. list 43 memories, qualities, etc of my beloved and now heavenly kitty S
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3. Daily: reflect on 5 things I am really pissed off about
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4. make sure I never learn who is subscribed to me
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5. read as much of Iranian poetry as I think will make me look all worldly and human loving when I abhor humanity
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6. listen to every third symphony by various composers
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How I did it
It made me
meooow! 
How I did it: One boisterous and bitchy evening, I had set up skype date with Jin le Quatre. Now, contrary to popular beliefs, the French _do_ have the internet, though I doubt they have electricity, judging by how slow the connection was.When the call began, I saw Monsieur Jin melancholically buttering a baguette with frog pate and guzzling a vintage Bordeaux aux Bordelle circa last night. Bridget Bardot and Sarkozy were chocking on cereal in the corn… Read how I did it…
It made me
FLUFFY 
How I did it: at two pm, near the temple of Cheap Mysterious Phallic shaped meat in a bun (Grays Papaya on 72 nd street in Manhattan), I met the spectacular smartstuff. We religiously consumed said meat and proceeded to enjoy coffee (she drank and I abstained unti marriage) at a local coffee shop filled with pretentious despicable hippies who ought to be shipped to Vietnam. In said coffee shop we talked and appalled a nosy pastor and one starved baller… Read how I did it…
Recent entries
The argonauts skewered themselves to a gentle, patient crust within these tunic-suits. Crows swarmed above their ancient heads and argued over the source of energy until the lead argonaut screeched for silence.
The crows swooned in insult and many of their darker than the color black bodies fell to the earth and that was to the left of the argonauts’ feet.
Soon, the oil gurgled from a narrow, tender well, and a scent from someone’s foot obscured joy of finding oil.
1) Got fired from work yesterday
2) Got fired for playing classical moozic in cheeerch
3) Despite being highly regarded by esteemed ooorHganists , I was fired by a tone deaf boss
4) Hiss
5) Growl
